[thegmangrant]

Rihanna-Hard

Real: Where them bloggers at? Where them bloggers at?
I Heard: Where them blonde girls at? Where them blonde girls at?

Britney Spears-Piece Of Me

Real: Uh Huh, Oh Yeah (they are the autotuned parts in the beginning of the song and in between the chorus and verses)
I Heard: Chickens Clucking (as in the sound, not the actual words chickens clucking)

Natalia Kills-Mirrors (this was for a short time but still funny for the 15 seconds I thought it was true)

Real: And the mirrors gon fog tonight
I Heard: And the mirrors gon **** tonight

[Radio Phone]

Originally posted by thegmangrant

Rihanna-Hard

Real: Where them bloggers at? Where them bloggers at?

That's what she was saying??? To me it always sounded like "Where dem lockers at? Where dem lockers at?"

[TRL Girl]

Duh! Of course she says "Where them bloggers at?"

[Radio Phone]

^ I see that now lol

Originally posted by qwerty22

"Hard" is full of misheard lyrics.

Rihanna
Hard

Real: I'ma rock this **** like fashion, as in

Oh I thought it was an echo-type thing repeating the word 'fashion.' Like, "Ima rock this **** like fashion (fashion)..."

[TRL Girl]

^I thought (fashion) was it instead of (as in) too.

[Radio Phone]

^ Haha.

[neptune1993]

Madonna- Like a virgin

real: like a virgin touched for the very first time
i heard: like a virgin touched for the THIRTY FIRST time

Bryan Adams - Summer Of '69

real: I got my first real six-string, Bought it at the five-and-dime
i heard: I got my first real SEX DREAM, I was five at the time

[tcatron565]

Originally posted by thegmangrant

Rihanna-Hard

Real: Where them bloggers at? Where them bloggers at?
I Heard: Where them blonde girls at? Where them blonde girls at?

Sam here.

Originally posted by thegmangrant

Britney Spears-Piece Of Me

Real: Uh Huh, Oh Yeah (they are the autotuned parts in the beginning of the song and in between the chorus and verses)
I Heard: Chickens Clucking (as in the sound, not the actual words chickens clucking)

I thought they sounded just like chickens clucking, too! It also sounds like Kermit the Frog says "danger" multiple times in "Gimme More."

[Itsuky]

Koda Kumi - Venus

Heard: Well, I'm your penis
Real: Well, I'm your Venus

[josh_923]

FOB - This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race

Real: This ain't a scene, it's a damn arms race
Heard: This ain't a ceiling, it's a dead ostrich

[josh_923]

Oh! And I forgot!!!

Lady GaGa - Bad Romance

Real: Want you in my rear window, baby you're sick
Heard: Want you in my room when you're baby is sick

[josh_923]

BUMP!!!

[thegmangrant]

Originally posted by tcatron565

Sam here.



I thought they sounded just like chickens clucking, too! It also sounds like Kermit the Frog says "danger" multiple times in "Gimme More."

I'm glad someone else though it was chickens clucking
I thought I might be the only one

[Harry]

Beyonce : Single Ladies

Real : All the single ladies, all the single ladies
Heard : Order cigarette, order cigarette

Try to change the lyrics with that "order cigarette" line, and you'll know what I mean.

[GaGaFan]

Demi Lovato's "Me Myself and Time"

Real: I can make the rain stop, if I wanna, just by my attitude.

What I heard: I can make the rain stop, If I wanna, just like my iTune.

I was really confused why she said iTune instead of iTunes. But then my little sister clarified that for me. Ha.

[eli's_rhythm]

The greatest misheard lyrics video of all time:

[Peep]

Originally posted by thegmangrant

I'm glad someone else though it was chickens clucking
I thought I might be the only one

Imagining this just killed me.
I just listened again.
Someone should make a remix like that with a nice, fitting video.

[ifyouseekLEM]

Don't Let Me Down - Leona Lewis

REAL: "Fork in the road...."
HEARD: "****ing around..."



I'm telling you she's still saying "****ing around" til this day. You know after you hear the real lyric, and then you identify it? Well no, not in that case, LOL.

[KRL]

Inna - Sun Is Up
Real: "All the people tonight put your hands in the sky"
Heard: "All the people tonight throw the eggs in this guy"

Rihanna - Te Amo
Real: "Listen we can dance but you gotta watch your hands"
Heard: "Listen we can dance but you gotta wash your hands"

[KRL]

I always thought it's "I will go down with this ****" in Dido's song.