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The conversion camps will have this manifesto posted on the Enemy Wall. 
"Look, the homosex thinks Britney is brilliant. If this doesn't convince you you're crazy, son"...
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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2014 made zayn/isis jokes i think
then cried because he didnt know they were offensive
i swear he was like 9 years old
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Member Since: 4/12/2011
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Also mess at fomogenic not warning me to remove my MJ avi before atrl officially closes. Would've been associated with that pedo forever.
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I still don't know what happened to Lipton.
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by Elusive Chanteuse
I still don't know what happened to Lipton.
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He sexually harassed Mr Peanut 
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Member Since: 4/12/2011
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Someone dig up that old Nicole fanfic (now reality) about gaga singing in a bar.
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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Yonkers, 2020.
A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a “C” Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it’s Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined “mermaid” gown.
“Hey fellas!” she calls out in her best Mae West impression. “What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??” She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more “old-school showbiz.” A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.
She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”
About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga’s voice rises — “YOU’RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE” — in a failed attempt to get their attention. “Oh well,” she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.
Suddenly a black transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: “CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!” she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.
“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)
One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who’s refilling her glass with whiskey). “Who was that?” The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. “Liza Minnelli, I think
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
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i jist received a PM telling me I won't be able to use my account in the new ATRL because of how much of a troll I've been. That's ******** wtf. I guess that's it
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Member Since: 4/12/2011
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Aaaaaaah thank you 
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Member Since: 5/12/2012
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Originally posted by Haus_of_Nicole, 5/19/2011
http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.ph...83#post5904383
So here comes the page-long essay, moments after I decried someone for posting page-long essays. You probably don't give a ****, but I needed to say it and I wanted to say it in this thread. This is my Celestial moment, minus the self-contradicting anger.
The problem with BTW stems from Gaga herself. For better or worse, Gaga is the only major popstar whose music actually comes from her and reflects who she is. Since the release of the BTW single, people have said I'm being too hard on her, or that I'm unnecessarily negative. But based on everything Gaga was saying and doing since early 2010 ("Oh Little Monsters, it's ok that you're gay b/c God made you this way and I too was bullied but look at me now!!!!"), I knew she was gearing up to jump the shark. I didn't like who she'd become, and I sensed that her music would suffer directly as a result of that. I hoped I would end up being wrong, so I stuck around for a whole year, but I should have known better.
To be more specific, this problem with Gaga (and with BTW since, as I said, she and her music are one and the same) and the reason I can't stan for her anymore, is that the album isn't really pop. It acts like it's above pop. It's not catchy, or fun, or have huge killer hooks that make the whole world want to just dance. This is a problem for me because the first thing Gaga epicly declared when she burst onto the music scene was "POP MUSIC WILL NEVER BE LOW BROW." Did "never" mean less than 3 years? What happened to that girl? What happened to her sense of fun? Why, after such a bold declaration, is she trying to move away from pop instead of raising the bar within the pop genre? I won't even get into her now-off putting gimmicks. I said page-long essay, not book.
Gaga can act like she's totally unpredictable all she wants, but she's become anything but. I told Perez last fall that based simply on her interviews and videos, BTW was gearing up to be a self-indulgent, fun-free, preachy, bloated mess. At the time he didn't respond, but the other day he told me that he met up with her, remembered my comment, and told her that people miss her former sense of fun, charm and playfulness. He wanted to put it into her consciousness and make sure she's at least aware. So as a fan I've done my part. But I can't act like some other fanbases, and keep clinging to her simply because I'm attached to her. I can't act like those who insist "Godney" is still exciting, when she now offers nothing more than some Ke$ha-lite beats expertly engineered by her fancy team. Or that "Beysus" has an epic new single sooo much better than the demo, when it's actually another sampled mess and the most horrendous aural assault since I can't remember when. Try as I may, I can't be passionate about Lady Gaga anymore and I have to be honest instead of pretending - I was born this way after all and Gaga would want me to be true to myself and honor my e-vomit . Deep down though, I'll always have a spot for her and root for her, since I can't totally erase the last 3 years from consciousness and act like she didn't have a huge effect on me.
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Well I just want everyone to know that Katy is a disgusting islamaphobe that would rather continue working with Dr.Luke than defending her friend Pork¥
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Member Since: 2/28/2012
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Originally posted by Delilah.
2014 made zayn/isis jokes i think
then cried because he didnt know they were offensive
i swear he was like 9 years old
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omg I remember now, we had this Bieber vs Zayn thing going on
but if he was the one who came up with that nickname for Zayn I must admit I was cackling at it
even though I probably got him warned a few times
rip!
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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Originally posted by Delilah.
Yonkers, 2020.
A dingy hole-in-the-wall jazz bar that doubles as a brothel on the weekend. On the window hangs a “C” Sanitary Inspection Grade. Inside, a cockroach scurries across the bar floor and onto the stage. A high-heeled boot STOMPS it dead. The boot is imitation leather, the scuffing filled out with a black marker. Lady Gaga looks down at the roach she just killed and imagines it’s Katy Perry. Her short, corpulent frame is squeezed into an ill-fitting Nordstrom Rack sequined “mermaid” gown.
“Hey fellas!” she calls out in her best Mae West impression. “What’s a girl gotta do to get a drink around here??” She thinks talking like this makes her more sound more “old-school showbiz.” A waiter pours cheap Costco scotch-whiskey into a chipped glass and brings it to her on the stage.
She takes the glass with a pudgy arm covered in a giant “Lady Gaga Is Over” tattoo (the “ironic” title of her 5th and final pop album). She takes a big gulp of whiskey and starts hollering “DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU’RE MY HERO” in a raspy voice ravaged by alcohol. Behind her a sign reads “Bette Midler Tribute Night.”
About a dozen middle-aged drunks sit at the bar drowning their sorrows in $5 beer. Lady Gaga’s voice rises — “YOU’RE EVERYTHING I WISH I COULD BEEEEE” — in a failed attempt to get their attention. “Oh well,” she thinks to herself. "At least I got paid for this gig." An $80 check is stuffed in her bra.
Suddenly a black transvestite wanders into the bar and starts cheering for her. Lady Gaga's eyes well with tears. "I am remembered. I am known," she thinks to herself. Encouraged, she downs the rest of her whiskey and goes for the kill: “CUZZZZ YOU ARE THE WIIIIIND BENEATH MY WIIIIIIIIIIINGS!!!!!” she wheezes and shouts and growls, thinking she ended the song on a triumphant note.
“Homegirl, you done snatched my weave and strangled me with it! I am deceased!” calls out the transvestite in praise. (later that night, he will be killed in the alley behind the bar.)
One of the guys at the bar nudges his drinking buddy and points to Lady Gaga (who’s refilling her glass with whiskey). “Who was that?” The drinking buddy squints his eyes at her. “Liza Minnelli, I think
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God aka Bruce Springsteen bless Nicole 
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Member Since: 6/22/2011
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Wow u guys so much history in here
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Member Since: 5/27/2016
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Originally posted by rihannafan
i jist received a PM telling me I won't be able to use my account in the new ATRL because of how much of a troll I've been. That's ******** wtf. I guess that's it
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Wtf are you serious
I'm scared now
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Member Since: 8/17/2013
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How many hours til the shut down ?
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
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Originally posted by MrBeyonceFan
Wow u guys so much history in here |
uve been my biggest fan only allowing me in your sigs  I feel like we have a bond, you know
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2008
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Originally posted by Nippy'sReceipts
The conversion camps will have this manifesto posted on the Enemy Wall.
"Look, the homosex thinks Britney is brilliant. If this doesn't convince you you're crazy, son"... |
The ultimate troll
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I'll have to wrestle with "Make Me" a bit. I can tell that, at least for me, it'll be something that worms its way into my heart. That said, I recognize what a game changer this could be — something that has the potential to rejuvenate interest in her career. It's a return to form. It validates Britney as a musician. So proud of this incredible woman.
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It's too elegant, too plaintive, too introspective and too riddled with figurative language. The kids would DESPISE this.
Like, can you imagine trying to explain to a millennial dumb-dumb that the "teacher" figure isn't a literal teacher?
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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I wonder if Nicole is a Little Trumpster now...
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2008
Posts: 21,933
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Originally posted by rihannafan
i jist received a PM telling me I won't be able to use my account in the new ATRL because of how much of a troll I've been. That's ******** wtf. I guess that's it
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are you serious? that's not fair.
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