[DAP]

I couldn't finish it

I stopped when she was talking about having a crab so big that you could season and boil it in a pot

That's enough internet for me omg

[ceremonials]

Originally posted by DAP

I couldn't finish it

I stopped when she was talking about having a crab so big that you could season and boil it in a pot

That's enough internet for me omg

mess it gets so much funnier

RT if you have crabs named Ernest, Raymond, Lupe, Steve, Shirley, Dixie, Alejandro and Neche

[Yves]

Every inch of my ****bucket was covered with those nasty little venereal vermin entitled crabs.

Sometimes they would bite my **** and it would feel great.

Even when I would go out for a weekend of unprotected ****ing they wouldn't leave me. They believed in me.

At night, I command them to bite my ****oris while I plucked my urine hole with a home pregnancy test.

[LoKoPaNdA]

Hotter Than Hell saved Clueless

no jk it saved me

[Yves]

Originally posted by Lyrical.

I am now.

King.

[fireaero]

Do crabs (STD) actually look like crabs? Lemme look it up.

EDIT -

[Dessy Fenix]

Pro-tip: Don't look up any STDs.
Or just look up one of them and do your best to avoid them all

[ceremonials]

Originally posted by fireaero

Do crabs (STD) actually look like crabs? Lemme look it up.

EDIT -

mess the research

[Woo]

Originally posted by fireaero

Do crabs (STD) actually look like crabs? Lemme look it up.

EDIT -

do crabs look like crabs

fireaero

[Theus]

new sig

[fireaero]

Originally posted by Dessy Fenix

Pro-tip: Don't look up any STDs.
Or just look up one of them and do your best to avoid them all

I feel stupid now for looking up an STD I didn't know what I was expecting.

Originally posted by ceremonials

mess the research

I should've just assumed

[Theus]

BOOOOOOOOOODY LANGUAGE I THINK WE ARE OVER THINKING DON'T THIDNSGK D AHHH



WHY CARLY MUSIC IS SO NEXT LEVEL

[fireaero]

Originally posted by Woo

do crabs look like crabs

fireaero

I guess one was named after the other. But Is the STD named after the animal or is the animal named after the STD? These are serious philosophical questions that need to be answered.

[Sazare]

oh breaking bad is getting kind of cute

[accelgors]

collapse

so i told you guys i'm off my anti-anxiety pills right now because they were causing me really bad headaches right? well i think being off them is really hitting me now because i feel like i'm having a panic attack. my heart is pounding and i'm shaking and my stomach hurtsi just feel terrible god dammit

[Woo]

i just watched the video

take a shot everytime she says crabs

[Woo]

Originally posted by Sazare

oh breaking bad is getting kind of cute

I told you so

[Theus]

cuz I M JUST GOING TO THE STORE TO STORE U MIGHT NOT SEE ME ANYMORE ANYMORE



U MIGHT NOT SEE ME ANYMORE

[Dessy Fenix]

Originally posted by accelgors

collapse

so i told you guys i'm off my anti-anxiety pills right now because they were causing me really bad headaches right? well i think being off them is really hitting me now because i feel like i'm having a panic attack. my heart is pounding and i'm shaking and my stomach hurtsi just feel terrible god dammit

Hmm. This just sucks

[DivaCup]

You know the way to make me lose control
when you looking into my eyes
you make me feel so

OOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHOH
AHHHHHHHHHHH AHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ohohoh oh baby
eh eh alright
alright
aaaaa

oooh oooh. hey hey
wHOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO

YOU



GOT ME FEELING EMOTIONS