I didn't get to post my hilarious Christmas joke on the 25th, so let's do that now. You're all welcome.
"Madonna, climb down from that tree this Impressive Instant!"
"Father Christmas, is that you? Well I'm not leaving without my FIR."
I may or may not have penned my very own version of Santa Baby, too, called Wildcat Baby. But we can probably save that for next year.