This Is How We Do is admittedly objectively trash lyrically, but complaining about bad lyrics in a Katy Perry song is like complaining about soggy fries at KFC. Nobody really expects quality there, but when you do get it on a rare occasion, it's a pleasant surprise.
The song still bops and the production knocks. >>>
Did anyone actually expect Boys Like You to do anything? Sure Meghan and Ariana were //big// at the time but they weren't immune to flopping and everything about the song is trash; the song itself, the single cover, the music video, the main artist etc. etc.
This entire entry is comedy gold and you won't tell me otherwise.
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"Father"
[VERSE]
I go down hard, fast, suck it, and lick it,
It feels so good he yell ‘That’s the ticket!’,
He old as fuck but he can fuck all day,
He puts more in me than his 401(k),
An investment banker, he talks money real good,
He calls me his logger cause I handle his wood,
My coochie is a forest and he’s the explorer,
He wrecking my snatch like an emerald ash borer,
[CHORUS]
These young dudes can’t do it like him,
Still goes down if my garden ain’t trimmed,
Smokes cigars in his polo shirt, Dumb buzz cut but he makes me squirt,
Younger than 40 should not even bother,
Who needs a boy when I got a father?
[VERSE]
He goes to the gym five times a week,
I wear his cum like a tear tat on my cheek,
He gets real rough down in my labia,
Abuses my pussy like Saudi Arabia,
He’s voting for Trump and wears Fruit of the Loom,
Screws the poor at the polls and me in the bedroom,
I see a ring on his finger but no, I ain’t worried,
He’d do anything for this Pussy McFlurry,
[CHORUS]
These young dudes can’t do it like him,
Still goes down if my garden ain’t trimmed,
Smokes cigars in his polo shirt,
Dumb buzz cut but he makes me squirt,
Younger than 40 should not even bother,
Who needs a boy when I got a father?
[BRIDGE]
He’s got two kids and now he got an ex-wife,
That dinosaur dick is now mine for life,
His son and his daughter try to pin it all on me,
But they better get used to callin’ me Mommy,
[OUTRO/CHORUS]
Cause those old broads can’t do it like me,
They’re weak in the head and I’m strong in the knees,
Doc says my man’s kidneys are hardened,
But he’s still seedin’ me like a vegetable garden,
No wife can compare, no woman, no other,
Everybody wanna fuck this new Stepmother.
Pecinta Mariah – Syllables
[DISCLAIMER: You are free to take what you want from this/completely ignore whatever I say.] Well, I did promise (at least myself) I’d give actual reviews to every song, so you won’t be an exception. You were adventurous with the slant rhymes! It took me a while to convince myself that’s what you were doing. (EDIT: Upon further investigation, getting past the first verse, I noticed you ACTUALLY have ABBA as your rhyme scheme. Waterloo!) (EDIT2: Upon investigating even more, you seem to change your rhyme scheme every few lines…ABBA reunion CANCELLED) The ‘them chickens is ash’ part made me laugh, but you quoted an established artist for that line so I feel mixed. The highlight was when you went full Mariah and used words with 900 syllables. Come ON thesaurus! The meter was off at times and you needed actual rhymes more because sometimes they weren’t even slant.
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I really admire your format, the way you worded it. I really appreciated it hagumari
It was probably me.
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