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Originally posted by GarageGlamorous
Speaking of trash, why can I see a "Life with My Mother, Madonna" expose in ~10 years? Rocco is a trainwreck, def has some Christopher in him  |
I maintain that one of her children was always going to write a tell-all, Mommie Dearest style. Until now I assumed it would be Mercy, the youngest one and the one who'd be longest saddled with her mother's increasing eccentricity and refusal to fade into the post-menopausal pasture.
Imagine a page of Rocco's memoir though... taking his clothes away because he'd left them on the floor instead of in the hamper, giving them back to him one at a time as he completed various chores to her liking and committed Talmud pages to memory... having to sit through the first 22 drafts of a children's book about a wise Israeli dog who answers everyone's questions in riddles... sending him to friends' birthdays with his own cake made by their private chef because she didn't want him having refined sugar at the party... arranging her anti-aging jelly-infused body suits by expiration date... forcing him to spend two hours every day "improving himself" (listening to Easy Ride over and over again in a damp room)...
I have yet to see ha live, she hardly ever comes to my flop state. 
