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Originally posted by Wildcat
May 25, 1985. Unforgettable show (I almost pissed myself out of excitement during "Gambler" haha). And I was secretly envious of your fab Bret Michaels-meets-Susan look in that photo. There's something about your POWERFUL stance. The self-assertion. The way it just screams 'I KNOW I am the BADDEST MADONNABE IN THE WORLD'. Ahhh, my dear U4EA.
Bleaching our hair with hydrogen peroxide. Stealing clothes from Macy's Madonnaland. Blasting "Borderline" on 45rpm. Throwing darts at Cyndi Lauper posters. Do you still have the VHS tape of our home-made "True Blue" video?. Aw man, those were the times. But look at us 31 years later - still worshipping Madonna whilst being the hottest cashiers in Rite Aid history, L-O-L. Love you sis ♥.
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Remember when we used to blast Physical Attraction and strut around in our cutest cropped tops every time my mother threw her dumb Women's Missionary Union meetings in the living room? Like, ZOMG, what in the name of Gloria Tatlock was she even thinking? Or when you
TOTALLY gave Jim Huesing a handy in the back seat of my car on our way to Dover Beach that summer? With the windows down and the sunroof open, our manes flying in the wind, as the Vision Quest cassette tape played from the speakers? That's my girl! Whoop!
And, yes, '86! Such good times being just as blonde as God, or at least Preference by L'Oréal (megal0lz!), intended. <3 That was also the year I convinced your ******y older brother that I'd score him Frankie Goes to Hollywood tickets if he'd crop my hair short for me. And he fell for it! Um, gullible much?
We totally should have won MTV's Make My Video contest with that empowered and inspired striptease we performed to True Blue. So what if we'd only been sixteen at the time? Ugh, people just don't know how to handle strong, sexual, confident Madonnabes. Some things never change! See you at work tonight, babes! Still up for cocktails after? xxoo