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Tournament: ATRL's Drag Race S03 | Ep. 12: The Music Video - Pg. 304
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TOP: Pixel, Evita, MoonChild
MID: Eve, Nina, Tangerine
BOTTOM: Allure, Nellie, Kunty
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
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Look, I'm not a logic queen. If I did, I would've had the common sense to drop the Satanic act before I started it.
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Originally posted by Moonchild
TOP: Pixel, Evita, MoonChild
MID: Eve, Nina, Tangerine
BOTTOM: Allure, Nellie, Kunty
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Omg finally someone who knows what they're doing
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Evita's Realness - Part One
fAillure
A f**** MediaFire link with permission? Bye bitch. Runway, although lazy, is a toot.
Pixie Rainbow
I know the challenge wasn't specific - oh at all. But did Pixel misunderstand the assignment?  I mean, it was funny at a times (specially Drip talking with a D in her mouth and she paying for men) but it suits more in a FanFiction/Sexual Literacy challenge. And then in the runway, you're using a ****ing MASK instead of make-up?  And did you forget about Pixel Dark, the Satan devout that was coming for blood? You're really Katy Perry talking about how PRISM was going to be so dark and then does... that.
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Originally posted by Hugamari
I can confidently say I'm not anywhere in the bottom this week!
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Good luck, buddy.
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you are a very brave girl. 
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omg Losing Her Mind ranting about hug like that. The desperate attempt to make someone look worse than it.
Losing, if you can only feel tall when someone is on their knees, you have a serious problem.
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Member Since: 9/12/2012
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Originally posted by Losing my ground
Evita's Realness - Part One
Pixie Rainbow
I know the challenge wasn't specific - oh at all. But did Pixel misunderstand the assignment? I mean, it was funny at a times (specially Drip talking with a D in her mouth and she paying for men) but it suits more in a FanFiction/Sexual Literacy challenge. And then in the runway, you're using a ****ing MASK instead of make-up? And did you forget about Pixel Dark, the Satan devout that was coming for blood? You're really Katy Perry talking about how PRISM was going to be so dark and then does... that.
Good luck, buddy.
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I didn't misunderstand at all. The challenge, in it's most simplest terms, was to make the judges laugh. To what means we do that does not matter. Not to toot my own horn here, but I'm pretty confident that I did that. Sorry that I thought out of the box.
And speaking of entries that'd be better suited for later rounds, a lot of people did roasts, which was an actual challenge in past seasons. However, there's NEVER been a fan fiction challenge. 
Also, yes I didn't shove my Satanic shtick into my entry this time. I guess not all of us decided we're going to bend the challenges to our character rather than the otherway around like a particular Argentinian contestant.
By the way - MoonChild got the predictions right. I didn't lie.
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Originally posted by A Bomb
you are a very brave girl. |
This is my fave ever Chanel look 
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Evita's Realness - Part Two
Chanal #666
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Originally posted by Eve Saint Laurence
Chances are you probably don’t know who the hell I am. It’s cool if you don’t, seriously, half the time I don’t know either
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Originally posted by Cristina Fernández de Kirchner
you don't even know what Argentina is. But that's OK, I'm most of the time buying Dolce & Gabbana shoes in Rome, so I also barely know what Argentina is. |
OK, Cristina has another fan then.
Your entry gave me MAJOR Laganja teas, y'all!. I officialy knock down two myths about you with this entry:
1) You have to stop this "I'm not even trying and I'm still better than y'all hihi" because you're trying (and struggling tbqh) since I clocked you (and some challenges before) and still you aren't more than a filler queen. The only time you could have managed a deserved High, you sabotaged yourself but I don't think you can accomplishment that again, not even putting some effort on it. While trying to prove me wrong, I declare peace with you because I don't see a lazy bitch anymore who relies on luck (well, kinda), this is The Other Evita and this is a competitor I'm looking forward to eliminate.
2) You previously tried to deny me or my facts so hard, yet your entire routine was heavily inspired on me and my claims. So I feel validated, even if that's what you wasn't going for.
Funniest part of your entry? I don't think those pages of Mexican telenovela drama realness counts but it was:
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Originally posted by Chanal
Go shave your mustache and try creating a body of work on your own.
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We were all chanal with the
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Originally posted by Chanal
Only thing that's above a 70% on you is your body fat percentage.
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And, albeit a little bit harsh, this is relevant nowadays.
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Originally posted by chanal
The fact is, you're lazy, stupid, borderline incompetent and you constantly use me for relevance in every which way. This isn't about a little game on ATRL. You're doing this in reality, and it's almost sad.
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Read ha chanal
Runway is horrid, and this is coming from someone that already did horrid on the runway.
TangerinesChild
Only God knows how hard you're trying. It felt like Joan Rivers Snatch Game 2.0, but I already said I liked your Joan Rivers, so I enjoyed this (plus, who couldn't enjoy chanal being read for filth?). I was like  with The Chanel DiAngelo Roast banner because apparently that's what everyone of us thought this was  The soundtrack: bad for a comedy challenge, proves you didn't deserve to win the Lipsync challenge. You rocked the Mental institution character, what was your inspiration? You after already losing this game 2 times?
Living for your Tangerine shout out and heavily inspired runway/description, it's like when Serena Cha Cha bowed down at Monica Beverly Hillz at the end of Only Girl lipsync. Embrace that Runner-Up edit
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Originally posted by A Bomb
omg Losing Her Mind ranting about hug like that. The desperate attempt to make someone look worse than it.
Losing, if you can only feel tall when someone is on their knees, you have a serious problem.
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I'm not ranting, those are my personal reviews of the entries. I like Pixie, she's my favorite girl in here along with Tangerine, does that mean I have to suck her feet ( )?
I say the right and the wrong, and by giving them feedback that we're all thinking but no one saying (specially Drip with her horrid criticism), I'm helping them. They can take it and fix it or ignore me and keep going - after all, I'm just a regular mate.
Audience don't understanding me.
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If I laugh at an entry because it's so bad, does that make it good? 🤔
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Originally posted by Vulnicura
If I laugh at an entry because it's so bad, does that make it good? 🤔
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If it was mine - yes.
If it was anyone else's - no.
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Evita's Realness - Part Three
Editorial: this is EVITA'S OPINION. If you don't like it or don't agree with this, you're free to put these in your loosen body part. But I'd be happy if someone gives me an honest feedback of my entry, because apparently I take more time reading, processing and enjoying your entries than the actual judges (and I do it faster... yes, sadly, reading at your entries is funnier than studying for my exams - well, not all of the entries).
Who said Messi can't be Messy?
Tangerine Del Rio
You're flawless, I don't have anything bad to say to you. I'm loving my new mask, although it makes me a little bit light blue, not tangerine, is that normal?
Y Clarkson
First of all, w hore I stalked you... you're cute  You look so Argentinian
I think... I didn't understand how is this funny? I mean, it was funny in a weird way, but not funny in a comical sense? But idk, I don't understand y'all humour most of the time (that's why I thought my Cristina Kirchner Snatch Game was hilarious but y'all find Pixel saying feet in all her responses more endearing). I liked the tweets concept, it separates you from all the basic bitches who did a Chanal roast (  ).
Runway: Toot, you could throw off that jacket doe.
Nellie Btm2
Urethra Franklin is a good drag name, you should change Nellie Boddom for that. And I'm not talking about the name. I ****ing like you but I'm not buying this, I'm still looking forward to see your breakhrought, but since you're a enduring boddum it seems it's not cümming.
Not you doing a bee runway the same week than TangerinesChild is doing a fly runway (and a Chanal related character for the actual challenge, same as me). That's a Zero in Uniqueness for MC's 
Your Runway is your best one yet, you keep getting better and better. I can't imagine the latex but I believe you. And you're so pertinent about our Pokémon talk earlier on this thread, because that looks like a 7th Gen Pokémon all the way through.
They'll be so happy, they're ready to fill you with honey.
Nina Lopez
Your entry had a lot of kii parts, but I will try to explain to you what I feel after it ended.
Hey girl, Harajuku is back on the runway! Oh no, is Kim Chi... Or Derrick Barry? Naomi Smalls...? Thorgy? I just saw Thorgy gurl. Makeup and Hair on point. The rest should go to rest.
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I like Naysha.  She had the best Roller Girl Realness look tbh and she was cute in Untucked.
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dfjksdfmsdf, welp. I actually haven't seen Allure's entry so idk how good it is |
I think there is no fAillure entry.
I think the Bottom 3 is pretty obvious, but all the entries were good, this was our collective best week I think
I wanna say, Pixel's entry was better after I read the others. I'm sorry if I sounded like a bitch. Yeah, it's very original to do a fan fiction entry but I FEEL it was more like "The Same Parts" than a completely humorous shtick. You touched other fields, but this was a comedy challenge. I also didn't know you dropped your character after all the backlash. I think that's a mistake, but I hope the judges appreciates you sold them your soul, that's actually very in-character.
I'm not going anywhere off this Pixel Dark train, don't let my sharp mouth confuse you. I like Pixel going off Miss Congeniality and standing for herself
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Chanal doing Pixel better than Pixel.
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Originally posted by Vulnicura
If I laugh at an entry because it's so bad, does that make it good? ��
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Laganja was Btm2 in her season, so Eve can too.
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Does that mean you'll come back after Eve and Kunty are double peneliminated?
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Originally posted by Losing my ground
I think there is no fAillure entry.
I think the Bottom 3 is pretty obvious, but all the entries were good, this was our collective best week I think
I wanna say, Pixel's entry was better after I read the others. I'm sorry if I sounded like a bitch. Yeah, it's very original to do a fan fiction entry but I FEEL it was more like "The Same Parts" than a completely humorous shtick. You touched other fields, but this was a comedy challenge. I also didn't know you dropped your character after all the backlash. I think that's a mistake, but I hope the judges appreciates you sold them your soul, that's actually very in-character.
I'm not going anywhere off this Pixel Dark train, don't let my sharp mouth confuse you. I like Pixel going off Miss Congeniality and standing for herself
Chanal doing Pixel better than Pixel.
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I'm pretty sure everyone except Pixel can do Pixel better than Pixel.
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
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kill urself
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By the way, I read everyone's entries. Some of my favorite parts:
MoonChild's segment about committing. It's so morbid and right up my alley as far as humor goes. 
Tangerine comparing Carbon to Nitrogen, just due to the layers. It was honestly brilliant. (Not that I necessarily agree - I'd be impressed even if it was directed at me )
Evita's Hitler video. I know they a bit old now, but I honestly LOVE the videos where they're subtitles from different language videos. There's a lot you can do with them.
Oh, and I am typically not one to gawk over runways (as you know, Pixel Dark is NOT a fashion queen), but I really liked Nina's this week.
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