After various attempts on the judges to thwart each others' agendas, I've made a few decisions.
Would the following queens come forward:
Eve Saint Laurence
Evita Kirchner
MoonChild
Nina Williams
All of you are...
SAFE.
You may leave the main stage. Welcome to mediocrity. But I bet you'll wanna stick around to see what happens to the rest of your good (and bad) judies.
This week, we saw your girls' tightest, loosest, and bulgiest Snatches. Some of you proved you're a lot more likable while being someone else. Others were as ugly as their true colors. But one of you really stepped ahead of the competition...
...
Pixel Dark
Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge. You've won a no-expense-paid trip to the Cherry Hill Mall in New Jersey, a 15-minute foot massage provided by Jennette McCurdy, and an advantage for next week.
Tangerine and Kunty Clarkson - you are safe. Great job this week.
And on to our bottom 3...
Allure, your Tiffany Pollard wasn't Tiffany Polarizing; the judges were pretty unanimous in their dislike for your bordering-on-Jersey New York. Cybella Sabotage, it seemed that imitation wasn't your forte-- as you really stayed true to your last name. And Nellie Boddum, anyone else would've been robbed if they were any lower than you this week.
Allure, you are safe.
Which means, Cybella Sabotage and Nellie Boddum, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
HOWEVER:
It seems one of these girls couldn't even bring herself to stay around. Rules would say I should simply make her lip sync, but frankly, it's going to be a waste of time, and we don't need that kind of negativity when we already have plenty from Evita. Neither of you girls will be lipsyncing, and so one of you is just outright going home; call her a quitter, I guess. Which means Nellie Boddum,
Don't be discouraged, love. We adore you as a person. You have a spirit and personality that shines bright. But your entries have been nothing but clouds. Step it up, my dear. Step it up.
Cybella Sabotage, you came here with one goal in mind: Stir some ****. And that, you did... for one week. Technically, I should include you as a "quit", but I'm tired of seeing that word when other contestants keep threatening to. And so technically, this should be a "DISQ" instead, but even that's still ugly. So have fun elsewhere; I'm counting it as an eliminated. Love u to bits, Caprice. Now,
My Noble Nine, don't think that the brunt of your comedy work is done here. Get your funny bones back out for a little more quips. We'll see if you can all stand up to the challenge.
All of you are...
