Sam Smith made off with a cardboard cut-out of Katy Perry during a recent house party in east London.
A source told The Sun on Sunday newspaper: ''Sam was never invited to the party but he heard about it through his pal MNEK, who was also there. Everyone was a bit surprised when he turned up wasted, out of the blue.
''After about an hour or so he made his exit with a Katy Perry cut-out that the house's owner had used as a decoration. The whole thing was very odd.''
Sam was recently spotted enjoying a picnic with some pals in Hampstead Heath, where he was seen enjoying a bottle of Prosecco with his friends.
Skype was sold to Microsoft and now Russia will swallow the entire country, poor Homo, at least his knowledge of russian will come in handy now when he ends up rotting in siberian gulags.