This week, you girls showed us what you would perform at your biggest gig. For some of you, that appears to be ADR BOTS. For others, it seems that dive bar bathrooms are more your kind of stage. But this week, one of you really pea'd and carroted her way down the rabbit hole of success...
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MoonChild
Condragulations, you are the winner of this challenge. You've won loose change from my pocket ($0.43), a month's supply of Carmex, and emotional validation for the week.
Tangerine and Evita Kirchner - you are safe. Good job, ladies.
And on to our bottom 3...
Angel Oleander, you may have been a good girl enough to get into this competition late, but your entry this week didn't tell us that you went bad; you just went sour. You were in the bottom 2 last week, as well; step it up, my dear, because you're wilting. Eve Saint Laurence, you've been phoning it in since you got here; and we can't say that's anything new for you. YSL is a respected brand; and you keep selling yourself cheap with last season's products. Cybella Sabotage... Your name says it all. If you can't do your job to submit an entry, I can't even try to put together a terribad pun for you.
Angel Oleander, you're safe. For now.
Which means, Cybella Sabotage and Eve Saint Laurence, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
HOWEVER:
Cybella Sabotage and Eve Saint Laurence...
Yet a-****ing-gain, another girl dropped like a fly this week, and it seems you girls are lucky. Again. Maybe one day this season, we'll have an actual elimination, but considering the fact that Diamond de la Roux has withdrawn (and not officially quit) from the competition, neither of you will be lip syncing.
Diamond de la Roux, you entered this competition in over-the-top extravagance. And yet you chose to leave understated, without a word. Maybe your name wasn't totally accurate; diamonds don't fall out. Cubic zirconia, on the other hand... Oh, well. Maybe we'll see you around, darling. Shine bright, or something. Now,
My Ecstatic Eleven, I'm sorry you lot have to go through all of this nonsense two weeks in a row. But after this last week, it seems some of you have issues with style and a certain a-word that we'll be hearing again later... But we'll see how pretty you girls can get.
I won't lie I was half kidding, because I know that entry was one of the best. This **** is rigged and Moonchild looks like ****.
MoonChild was my #3 of the week. Meanwhile, one of my best friends is in the bottom 2 when her rank alone should've made her LOW instead of Angel. There's nothing rigged.
but sticking to your aesthetic doesn't mean it's gonna be worthy of going out on the runway...
Now, girl, before you drag me, just know that's my opinion
Go **** yourself you son of a bitch. I AM from Chicago and I will whoop yo ass. My entry was great and these results are rigged. TOO can suck my fat ass.
but I was busy this weekend and I had personal **** going on as well. Just didnt feel like it.
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