Gurney gave the Gurney Army Femme Fatale/Gurney Jean 2.0 and they declared it the album of the year, rip!
They were so excited for her comeback that when her forehead appeared in the SB ad they genuinely believed the NFL thought she's good enough for a 15 minute slot at the halftime show (as if everybody in the world doesn't hate her).
09 + Joanne squashed Gurney and laughed at the Gurney Army.
09 + Joanne will squash Gurney's first week sales, and she will laugh at the Gurney Army again.
They will continue getting warned in the Joanne HDD thread.
Gurney will die in Vegas.
Etc etc.
