This thread is dead lol. And to think a year ago it was probably so lit right now. A year ago, at this exact moment I remember where I was and exactly what I was doing. I also stayed up all night basically refreshing the Internet and didn't sleep at all. Time goes by so fast it's sad. It can't really have been a whole year can it? It really makes me miss 2015. It was the best year of my life so far for many reasons.
I was so happy last year on this day and now exactly one year later Im in the same location I was but instead in a nostalgic depression lol.
I think I'll go read through the Hello thread and sulk about my pathetic Saturday night.
I also just noticed that some of my fingernails have bumps on them, should I be worried? Maybe ive got an iron deficiency? TMI?
I think I'm going crazy? I think I'll go for a walk and contemplate the major issues of the world around me. Possibly solve global warming or something idk? I go to college and yet I still have no idea what I want to do with my life, I'm literally passionate about nothing, am only talented at things that I don't like. In a way, my whole life is a big lie. Sooooooo, with that said, I'm a go fix it! F*** the haters, F*** Bill Cosby, F*** my crazy aunt Sally (not literally cause she's got a yeast infection im pretty sure), F*** Papyas, F*** the letter Q, F*** pictures I'm not in, F*** pictures I am in, **** sensorship (mess at this getting censored), F*** chain restaurants, F*** the world and its "societal norms". Imma vote for Trump and Gaga can suck it. Actually, I'm not voting for Trump cuz I'm crazy not stupid.
I can't believe I'm not drunk right now. :arge:
Maybe I ought to be drunk? It might actually sober me up a bit. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go away. To a secret place. A sweet escape! Huh, those would make good song lyrics, maybe I'll write a song?
That's it! I've booked a flight to Nicaragua! I don't know why but I've done it! Sayonara! My time has come!
Space log 3345: "my ship has landed in Nicaragua and the waters are warm, the forests are dense, my Adele CD's are broken so I've settled with discount Adele aka Sam Smith, and Will Smith just gave me a hand job (it's not what you think, my index finger broke in the crash). In a way, our current situation is kind of like his move After Earth; too bad that movie was a waste of two hour of my like and 1345 hours of his. I was getting Hungary so I ate Will, but not I little after he gave me a live performance of Get Jiggy With It. He tasted like fried chicken (is that racist?). Any way, the trip is over and I've headed home.
I'm finally ready to get my life together after Nicaragua! Depression is gone! I'm feeling much better. I almost voted for Trump, bought a gun, and bought Joanne. (Actually I did buy Joanne but consider it returned buy the time this message gets out)Thanks for the help guys! I new I could count on you! TSLGMNA out! (Mic drops)
I feel like a deer in the headlights of love!
Ps: the Cubs are going to the World Series!
(Not that any of you care lol)
