I was at church today and right before we we meant to sing the closing hymn the band started playing Dancin In Circles instead while the visitors from East Hill Geriatric Home started copulating in the pews!
I was at the funeral of my cousin just now and as we were about to lower her into the ground she popped on top of the casket and did an acoustic rendition of John Wayne with pots and pans. We still buried her.
I was at the funeral of my cousin just now and as we were about to lower her into the ground she popped on top of the casket and did an acoustic rendition of John Wayne with pots and pans. We still buried her.
I was having dinner with my mute friend and out of nowhere she held my hand and spoke for the first time in her life "Hey girl, do you feel me, Sometimes I go too far". I was so shocked she actually knew the song lyrics already
I was at the hospital getting my shots and then in the maternal center this woman gave birth to a baby singing Dancin In Circles! He was born singing the chorus! She named him Joanne
Speaking of merchandise, has everyone seen the Joanne necklace..
Who's going to want that? Just people with the name Joanne, right? Idk who decides these things but it doesn't make sense to me. Likewise with her 'Gaga' t-shirts. I know stans would want both of the items but what about casual buyers?
She named him Joanne 
