[Ramos]

Originally posted by GreasyBruce

Yeah I agree. It's very by the books and formulaic. Funky beat + catchy synths in Chorus + nonsensical braggadocio lyrics + breakdown where the title is repeated.

"Formulatic"

There's literally not a single hit song that sounds like 24K Magic right now.

I don't know why y'all are trying to make this narrative work.

[Florges]

Originally posted by Raster

Mariah is not better than Madonna Madge's discography takes a huge dump on Moo's

All of Moo's albums sound approximately the same. Most boring hugely successful female artist.

Mariah isn't more boring than Celine and Whitney

[Disha]

Originally posted by slobro

Million Reasons

Spotify:
#13 Taiwan
#25 Brazil
#39 Slovakia
#51 Greece
#54 Poland
#55 Worldwide
#56 Hong Kong
#58 Portugal
#59 Czech Republic
#59 Malaysia
#59 Sweden
#60 Indonesia
#61 Italy
#65 United Kingdom
#69 Ireland
#69 Norway
#71 United States
#74 Mexico
#82 Singapore
#87 Hungary
#88 France
#88 Philippines
#88 Switzerland
#91 Austria
#91 Colombia
#92 Paraguay
#93 Costa Rica
#94 Finland
#104 Turkey
#108 Australia
#112 Belgium
#117 New Zealand
#118 Spain
#128 Denmark
#128 Germany
#136 Netherlands
#142 Canada
#166 Peru
#183 Argentina
#198 Ecuador

Mess @ even this promo single already outpeaking "Rise" on Spotify

It's a hit

[slw84]

Originally posted by Kworb

24K Magic is just so lazy. And to think it's the lead single of a nine track album

Bruno is out of inspiration.

You called it last fall when you said Bruno was running out of ways to copy MJ which resulted in this delay.


The Weekdy stealing his last ripoff attempt. Bruno was befuddled.

Now he's just stilling general late 70s funk/early 80s r&b

The GP will eat it up.

[Disha]

Originally posted by slw84

not me reading this too fast and thinking you said MUNCH

I screamed

[slw84]

Originally posted by RichGirlPlanet

Miss Impactnet Much
WHEW

her least remembered single from that era.

It was cute

[slobro]

The chair in the Miss You Much video has more impact that anything Brittany did tbh

[Delilah.]

Originally posted by Ramos

So, P!nk is coming to punch our faves again next year?

Why can't he just retire.

[rihannafan]

[Elusive Chanteuse]

Madonna and mariah are so different musically. Idk why compare them.

[Disha]

[Florges]

Can someone chop off D!ke's d**k, I'm sick of hearing her on the radio

[GreasyBruce]

Starboy >>> 24k Magic

[Florges]

Well Monsters said that PI was Gag's ILT, I guess Million Reasons will pull a WBT

[Kworb]

Originally posted by slw84

You called it last fall when you said Bruno was running out of ways to copy MJ which resulted in this delay.

Originally posted by Kworb

I bet Bruno was like "let me try and not be an MJ/Prince/James Brown derivative for this album" and he's coming up empty.

Wow you're right, you remember my posts better than I do. I knew the tea.

[Ramos]

[Glamorous]

Hopes and dreams crushed by Hoeanne.

[Chemical X.]

Originally posted by Duca

2010-2011 flops won
2012-2013 hits won
2014-2015 flops won
2016-2017

I like this pattern

Lin isn't exactly a flop

[SupahBass05]

Originally posted by nick4bty

SNL is going to do wonders for this album. The demographic that watches that show is right in the demographic Gaga and team are trying to target. Something like Million Reasons at the dive bar tour and Joanne at piano would be perfect

I'm sorry but the Toucanne thread is just

Kworb, will BruNO cross the 100k mark?

[Duca]

Originally posted by Chemical X.

Lin isn't exactly a flop

I was talking about the songs

the two hits were Skyfall and Let It Go, the other didn't chart or missed the top 40