OH I FORGOT I GOT DRAGGED SO HARD YESTERDAY.
I went to the Cheesecake Factory with some friends and while we were waiting to be seated, we hung out in the vestibule at the restaurant entrance. And while we were out there, I'd open one of the doors for anyone coming in because I was raised to be a gentleman
They were double-doors, like so:
So this woman comes up and I open up one of the doors for her, and she looks me up and down for half a second THEN OPENS THE OTHER FUKCING DOOR AND WALKS THROUGH THAT ONE INSTEAD
