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Originally posted by B-Luke
Most iconic pop moment of the decade. |
The ABC's of LEGENDRIAH
A, B, C, and D are for the A$$holes, B1tches, C unts, and D icks that said ha voice was ova..
E is for the lazy limp Eardrums all of you have that claimed any of your faves sang as good her on ha worst day.
F is for all the F UCKS she gives, sitting atop a 520+ million dollar fortune while your faves ADD to ha bank when they cover the song she wrote and made a holiday classic, praying for a little trickle down holiday success.
G is for the GASPING of air Ariana does when she sings anything.
H is for tha HAGS that CLING to "fresh new artists", HOPING this time it will be different.
I is for the classy INDIFFERENCE the legend displays when names of her rivals are uttered.
J and K are for the term "JUST KIDDING", commonly said after the prospect of your faves getting 2 diamond selling albums in their lifetime let alone one or even platinum for some of y'all for that mattter is brought up.
L is for LONGEVITY. 25+ years in the game and she is STILL Climbing the Itunes charts with an 18 year old song while like contemporary artists and songs are lower down. Oops.
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45- All I Want For Christmas Is You Mariah Carey
47- 7/11 Beyonce
83- Santa Tell Me Ariana Grande
M is for Mariah, the LEGEND of who I stan for.
N and O are for NO. NO at the idea of your faves attaining 18+ number one hits in their or your lifetime. LOLOLOLOL
P is for people literally PUKING on your gross fave.
Q is for many questions. Why can't J-Lo sing? Why does MIAMTEC completely **** on the leaked mess of Madonna's upcoming album? Why can't Beyonce get more than one successful charting hit per album if she's supposedly the number one girl in the game? ..
R is for RICH BITCH, richer than 99% of your faves including Jay-Z.
S is for shade, which there is no bigger queen of than ha.
T is for the tumblr artists who leads youth to suicide and despair.
U is for ULTIMATE. THE ULTIMATE POP STAR OF ALL TIME, by respected TIME Magazine.
V is for the VERENERAL disease HERPES of which unlike the queen, your faves give to their fans.
W is for WORLDWIDE. 250+ MILLION records sold worldwide to be exact. As a comparison Beyonce has sold 75 million albums +, and Ariana (the supposed new Mariah) possibly has 1 million sold worldwide...OOPS.
X is for X-FACTOR, the show your faves go on after they forget how to sell albums.
Y is for YOUNG, of which the queen remains.
And last but not least, Z is for the ZEROS she continues to make bringing her flawless christmas festivities to NYC for sold out shows.
and now you know your ABC's Bitches.
