I have to cut booze, coffee and artificial sweeteners out of my diet for five days before my colonic...doctors orders. Fml, I have a party this weekend (Rihanna's songs play at parties, Beyoncé's don't).
I'm the annoying but with good intent uncle that has the tea and the coins and your mother tolerates me not because i'm her brother but because I stay giving her loans to keep up her payments so I come with the house and the vacation...
I'm an acquired taste. Slurp slurp don't burp.
But in all sincerity, yes I'm annoying. Most of us are...but I'm a good person which makes my annoying qualities more tolerable overtime. the only option - happiness
I'm glad you have conquered phase 1.
Enjoy this entertainment I provide, soak up this tea I spill
and waiiiiiiiiit for iiiiiiiiiiit...
I have to cut booze, coffee and artificial sweeteners out of my diet for five days before my colonic...doctors orders. Fml, I have a party this weekend (Rihanna's songs play at parties, Beyoncé's don't).
OT: Billboard 200 update tomorrow oh no!
Cut Beyst from your iTunes and you'll get healthy soon enough
I have to cut booze, coffee and artificial sweeteners out of my diet for five days before my colonic...doctors orders. Fml, I have a party this weekend (Rihanna's songs play at parties, Beyoncé's don't).
Both J.Lo and Mariah Vegas shows look x100 more entertaining than Britney's. I can't believe fomos actually fly across the country (even continents) and spend thousands of dollars just to see her waving hands.
