Okay so I was gonna post this in SYG to save those wp's for more desperate situations but the tea is TOO MUCH!!!
Anyway I can't at these bans anymore coming exactly when something big happens with my faves, Rih getting the pedophile vanguard video award and Azealia leaking Blossom and Red Flame and Wut U Do, ugh, literally can't hold it for a ****ing week without being a complete ****ing mess like what kind of SkaiZaynAB-type reverse warholian expedition is this
? But whoever reported that Crooked Shillary Dickton/McDonald Dump post I made in the base just before the ban needs to step forward and repent. I literally own this base by now and yall should be begging at my feet for mercy and recognition but yall decide to do me like that?! This base is nothing, NOTHING without my iconiqueness, yall live for my posts but then go on to report me, a member of your own base? Pathetic #phakenavi. And the fact that at least one of the mods has it against me has me so ****ing pressed, like get the **** off my back *****
, I know you're checking my posts and warning me at every chance you get so just lay those greasy sausage sticks you call fingers off of me for ****'s sake
. Reveal yourself! The worst part is that I'm not here most of the time because of the bans which is so not helping my chances of getting a Navi award. But, oh well... Anyway, the VMAs were kinda not the tea, I loved BBHMM and the ballads section was PERFECTION, but the rest... yikes. She should've just done one performance with Umbrella > We Found Love > Stay > Diamonds > LOTB > WOO, around 2 and a half minutes for each song meaning a full 15 minute performance and slayed our ****ing lives tbfh. The silk gown or whatever material that was she wore was so awesome, she looked stunning. I'm just happy she was feeling it so much, you could see her face glowing throughout the performance, next year she can just sit in the front row and laugh at the lessers. Oh, and am I actually supposed to believe some of yall saying Rih's best album is the one with songs like SIL, RB and Phonyrats (featuring trash.i.am)? Some of yall's tastes
Now that I think about it SIL would've been a good song if only she had switched the word dumb with blind or sth in that tragic verse "I may be dumb but I'm not stupid" like who tf wrote that and thought it would be a good idea to keep it? I used to bop the **** off to Rude Boy but honestly it aged so badly for me, I literally get a headache after 2 minutes of it, and I'm not even overreacting in a shady way, it's an actual headache, I literally have to pop a pill after it, idk maybe I was overexposed to the song when it was released and I'm now allergic to it or w/e. But don't get me started on Phonyrats, ever since I heard it the first time I was like rhi sis wyd
it just ruins the complete album experience for me, it sounds like a Knee ft. Petty Perry reject, and to think that she put that abomination on the album over the flawless Hole In My Head, like, sis, what happened?! Ugh. And to the ones that were argumentlessly dragging LOUD for filth, I made a list of yall the other day so don't even try to @ me anymore, I will not be replying. Obviously the same goes for the Woo (Lord) haters. Complicated alone >>>>>>>>>>> RR, TTT and the mixtapes. And not some of yall defending Rih's touring messiness, this bitch performs for less than an hour and a half, is late for at least 20 mins almost every single time, doesn't apologize, the tour production is subpar, etc. But hey, at least the vocals are somehow on point. Like someone said, what she's doing on AWT is probably going to hurt her touring power later on. The stans will obviously still be here for her but some might decide she's not worth a second run for their money when she ****s with the shows like that. Like hoew hard is it to show up on time and just do your best for 90 minutes when we KNOW the lazy bitch ain't doing **** but resting, shopping and doing r&b covers on snapchat between tour dates. And I still need a single release of Woo in Oct or Nov when all the singles so far die down completely, with a video and promo to annihilate my ****ing existence and end the era on a high note. Some of yall want Consideration or Desperado and I laugh everytime thinking there are people out there who think those songs could be hits. Also, Wale's Bad ft. Rih should've ****ing smashed like it deserved to, just like G4L, Fading, Roc Me Out, POTR and Jump. But it's okay tbh because Woo is ****ing COMING (after LOTB) oh my LORDT I'm not ready, but nevertheless don't spare me queen
. Also, this random but @illuminated was gonna get a shoutout from me for that unexpected Hurts promo at page 5000 though Surrender is probably trash even though I still haven't heard the whole album, but then I saw he hates Woo so byee, he's probably a fedora-flexing Tomislav Karamarko-looking ass neckbeard. Anyway, ;
Anti > Una >= Loud > RR > GGB > TTT > AGLM > MOTS
MOTS has only 2 remotely listenable songs, PDR and MOTS (the song)
AGLM has SOS, Unfaithful, Break It Off, We Ride, IILTYW, Dem Haters, AGLM (the song)
GGGB has 3 bad songs, (Don't) Say It, Lemme Trash That and Hope I Never Hear This Song Again, the rest are flawless
RR has 3 songs that stop it from being 11/10, Rash Boy, Syphilis in Love and Phonyrats
Loud has 0 bad songs (who else
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TTT has 1 bad song: Fool in Love, although Where Have You Been (getting those stale ass beats) is kinda in the middle, sometimes it bops
Una has 3 bad songs: (For the love of god just) Get It Over With, Right NOw and (Mind) Numb(ing) but the album is redeemed by the highs, POTR alone >>>
Anti is perfection from start to finish, obviously, but JJ, Desperado, KIB and GG can still be recognized as the weakest links. #FACTSONLY
I also saw Rih follows beyonceknowlesv on IG, what's up with that? Is she obsessed with Bey? Pressed by her? I sure hope not, Beyst is a trash 40-sth fake-(and now proven ugly since VMA pics)baby-having ugly-husband-having trend-hopping not-actually-black-but-pretending-and-is-actually-barely-even-semicreole skin-bleaching heavy-makeup-wearing-to-mask-alien-lizard-skin phakey-phake has-been quasi-feminist media ***** FAD and Rih needs to stay as far of the **** away as possible tbh
and Rider honey boo you can STOP praising LimoN/Ade around, that gimmick of an album sounded older than a Janet Jackson reject project in less than 3 days, thank you. Also did you know Rih moved 10 million albums more than Taylor Ssswift? If you remove all the TEA and SEA numbers for non-album tracks, she still beats Taylor by a million. Ahh my ****ing fave
Also did you know that each of the 2 of Ssswift's largest eras moved 2 million records less than GGGB? My ****ing fave
But still where is the R9 lead single? Woo Pt. 2 (ft. The Weeknd & Azealia Banks) is coming I guess
I also need Rih to finally collab with Lady and give Nicki a run for ha money and serve Choosin' 2.0/Twerk 2.0 type realness
.I gotta say I honestly, honestly wish we would all come to a collective agreement to never respond to a single hive post ever again, like, what explanation do we owe them? They're such, such ****ing unbearable trash, they're even more annoying than Beyonce herself and I really think we should just stop mentioning Bey in any thread from now on, like 0, zilch, null mentions of her. I mean, she's already mentally dead, soon to be career-wise too, so why give her any ATRL space or any of our time of day? ST and LimoN/Ade are and will remain overrated and forced trash and there's nothing more to be said. But that's probably never going to happen so Imma just keep dragging those hoes from the projects till that perma comes thru or Bey has her voice Mariah Carey'd. And I forgot to discuss this on my last essay, but I can't believe yall actually want Rih to be with Drake, he's so ****ing fake and weak, his music is trash when there's no Rih feature, he gives off closet case vibes, and if not he probably ****s local bars-level prostitutes on a daily basis and has probably already contracted a few STDs. And I doubt he's the type to even get himself checked for those. I can seriously imagine him scrubbing off a piece of his skin and preserving it in a jar each time he contracts a new STD. Make sure you bookmark this and check when someone breaks into his house or sth I'm so sure, that ***** is mentally off I can see it. I mean he's super ****ing buff and daddy material but other than his looks I don't see there being much more to him. I wish she would date Frank or someone like Jesse Williams or that guy she did the WFL mv with, we want smashable hot attractive babies from u Rih, cmon. No wait I actually want her to date Seth Rogen, they'd be so funny together. I can already see couple goals-type twitter posts about them
But only after he gets that back waxed/lasered
Ugh if only Colton wasn't gay and a Knee stan he'd be perfect for Rih :/
Ooh, alsoo:
5/5
Woo
LOTB
Higher
Never Ending
Consideration
Same Ol' Mistakes
Pose
Sex With Me
Yeah, I Said It
Needed Me
Close To You
4/5
Work
Desperado
Kiss It Better
3/5
James Joint
Goodnight Gotham
I used to love Desperado but it's been getting stale for me, still holds on though. I still can't believe she is possibly the only artist out there right now to be able to effortlessly churn out a 9.1/10 project 11 years into her career. LEGENDS ONLY! Plus the fact that I've scrobbled this album 800 times, thrice more than UNA, BWET and Fantasea.
Kamren and Sunshine. are the most annoying members on ATRL.
Rider and illuminated have the worst taste in the base
I haven't been able to find a video from the tour where she actually sings the chorus 
Any avis yet? I would love to have one that features all 4 performances. The visuals were amazing this time!