When you're 30 years old still living with your parents with no career besides dancing at bar mitzvahs and aggressively hate women especially ones from New Jersey so you give one of them a ring that cost you thousands of dollars but she catches you cheating with 5 different women and you get exposed on twitter and
#NatalieEndedTheCalafioresParty trends worldwide and now the only person willing to kiss you is your creepy ancient dad.
this can't be real
