Hundreds of years ago The Architect of the Universe created a concept. A concept called GIRL GROUP where a group of female angels will bond together, sing together, dance together in order to rule the universe and main tain its harmony.
The first group he created was SNSD where he placed nine angels. Everything was in harmony for many years until one of the angels decided she wants to be an entrepenuer. This caused mass hysteria among the other eight other angels that they decided to clip the wings of the Enterepenuer Angel and locked her in the big but dangerous country called China.
The Architect thought that the first group had imperfections. Hence he designed another group of nine angels. They were tall. They were sexy. They were charismatic. And most of all, they have heveanly songs. He called this group 9Muses; a concept designed to maintain the balance of the universe through the power of beauty, harmony, and intense fan love. Sadly, the people of the universe did not like the 9Muses. The angels of this group decided to leave one by one, and other angels replaced the places of the ones who left. Sadly, the group did not rule the Universe.
Upon the self-destruction of the two previous groups of Angels, the Architect thought of holding a contest among all his female angels. A contest that will determine who are worthy to be part of the ultimate four angels who will rule the Universe and its different worlds. He shall call these Angels the Ultimate Four. And these four will have immense powers that no one will understand. They will not swag well but people will love their 'music.' They will dance with complex steps, and the citizens of the various worlds will follow their every move.
Hence, among his army of angels, he chose the four best ones and put them in various challenges to determine their preparedness and willingness to be part of the Ultimate Four. And many years later, the Ultimate Four was chosen.
The Four Angels that will rule a new generation.
The new Angels that cannot swag but will create great harmony.
The Ultimate Four call themselves...
BLACKPINK.
Ugh that irritating sax, bye
