I expect Taylor's PR team to kidnap Taylor and lock her up as a POW in North Korea. "I'm so sorry little swifties" she hisses, slithering around her tiny, glass cage. When she is released, she'll gain the sympathy card from the old, wrinkled white men at the Grammy committee. She will also win the hearts of pre-pubescent teens who are heartbroken that they were only fingerbashed by the boy of their dreams behind an empty Wal-Mart car parking lot.
