"And then I'm gonna have the IRS crawl so far up your husbands colon he's gonna wish the only thing they find is more cancer"
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You're playing a very dangerous game of chicken with the head-****in'-hen, 'cause if I DON'T get the White House, O'Brien is gonna sink your stupid boats and you're gonna look like a hair-sprayed asshole in your 1980s mother-of-the-bride dress and, if I do win, I will have my administration come to your ****** little district and shake it to death like a Guatemalan nanny.
Selina is such a f*cking legend, one of my favorite scenes from this season
Ugh I wish they kepT Nickerson for a bit longer, a seasoned female comedian is so rare to find now a day
HONESTLY none of our faves can compare. Crazy to think she wrote this at 23
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She will love them when she sees them
They will lose her if they follow
And she only means to please them
And her heart is full and hollow
Like a cactus tree
While she’s so busy being free