Last week I went to the doctor for a general check up and basically, well, let me just dialogue this.
Doctor: Are you in a relationship?
Me: Nope
Doctor: So you're not sexually active?
Me: Uh, well I'm still sexually active
*awkward pause*
Doctor: Ok so do your parents have any specific diseases worth mentioning?
etc...
Literally so awkward, never felt like such a hoe in my life
