Bless The Telephone10 - TheWayWeWere, Kxvk, Doogle
9 -
8 - Eeveelution, Reverie
7 - Tom Vercetti
6 - HonourableVomit, MP2K, ECNEICSNOC, LanaDelRey, Latinazza, Theus
5.5 - Subomie
5 - BlueTimberwolf
4 - conatus
3 -
2 - SebaMonster, rlj
1 - Kingie
0 - Diarrhoea
A cover of an old folk song Kelis used to listen to, this is a pleasant but ultimately pointless album cut. It's a decent enough listen and she sounds nice on it. I don't even dislike it, it is not my first choice for Food's first loss but really I'm not sad to see it go.
Doogle praised it as "an instant favourite from Food, I'd love more songs like this by her", but
HonourableVomit just thought it was "filler" and
Diarrhoea is not a fan at all, ranting ""wtf does this title have to do with Food? I assume Floyd and Hooch are some weird styles of cooking I don't know, I've convinced myself that a Cobbler is a type of diner, and Change could kinda have to do with paying (?), but this is just wrong. I want it dead. An interlude of the Pizza Hut song would have been better. My favourite thing about this is that it's short." Well. go in.
Scared Money
10 -
9 - ECNEICSNOC, LanaDelRey
8 - Latinazza, Doogle
7 - Diarrhoea
6.5 - Reverie, Tom Vercetti
6 - SebaMonster, MP2K, BlueTimberwolf, Theus
5 - HonourableVomit, rlj, Kingie
4 - Subomie, TheWayWeWere, Eeveelution
3 - Kxvk
2 -
1 - conatus
0 -
The 1, 2 punch of this and Shooting Stars is such a gauntlet that really just kills any momentum Wanderland may have had. It's a laborious listen really, feels like it goes on twice as long as it does. The chorus is... passable? But otherwise this is a turd that needed to be cut yesterday.
LanaDelRey called it "ethereal" and Lana inspired."
...
Agreed.
I literally can't.
