Member Since: 1/1/2014
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Originally posted by Citrus
1) Where are you from?
I'm from a wet, hot, tight puss. And that's what I'm here to serve.
2) What's your name?
My name is Citrus, otherwise known as CittRu aka Grapefruit aka StealYoVeggie.
3) Have you ever watched the show?
I watched one episode of the season with Frankie Grande and then spent the next several weeks administering home electro-shock conversion therapy to fix my homosexuality.
4) What would you bring to the game if you were selected?
If I am selected, I bring with me 3 years of experience on this site. I'm an old girl, but I'm not a stale one. With as many tournament wins under my belt as Butthole has toes, I am ready to represent the polished girls this season. Not only am I calm and collected, I bring wit that can be a good palate cleanser in between dick jokes. If you're looking for someone who can deliver good performances and even better strategy, then I'm your girl. If you aren't looking for that, then I can change. I can send you pictures of myself? Just say what you want me to be, I get all of my self-worth from this website.
5) Big Brother is a social game, and the deadlines can be short, so it requires you be quite active in the thread, will this be a problem?
Since DOMINO isn't a host, I'm not afraid to say that no, I won't make 10,000 posts in this thread. What I will do is keep up with the challenges, engage with the other houseguests, and remain perched for each and every twist your sick ass is going to throw at us.
6) Have you ever played the game before? If so, list them.
No, I am a BB virgin.
7) Seeing as there are a massive amount of sign ups with such limited spots, what makes you stand out? Why should you be selected over someone else?
In a game as dependent on drama as this, picking me may feel like a gamble. What is that wannabe mod bitch Citrus going to bring that we can't get from some self-hating 2016'er willing to post dick pics? Well, firstly, I will also post hole pics. In addition to that, I WAS ****ING ASKED TO APPLY LAST TIME AND THEN REJECTED YOU **** TEASE.
I am obviously good at strategy, seeing as how I've won every Slasher game I've played in, even being called an iconic legend. Pick the messy members that you need, I understand the requisite infighting. But keep in mind that you have to pick some viable winners, too.
8) Finally, here's some free space to say anything you'd like to the judges picking the housemates.
Not convinced that you want to see more of me? Neither was my dad! Luckily for you, I come with all the protections available on the market. Not only do I arrive with a 30 day money back guarantee, I'm insured for up to 30,000 miles and have full tread. So take a ride on my orange slice!
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Loving that concept
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