[HonourableVomit]

Me being the only fan left by the time LG5 comes.

[Rami328]

This base when LG5 turns out to be a bunch of TIHTY's and Dope's

[Nutitle]

WTF

[Dean Winchester]

Originally posted by Rami328

Episode 12: *TBD due to low ratings for the first 11 episodes. Show vanishes from cable mid-season*

Episode 13: Redone where art thou?
Summary: Gaga seeks the help of Redone - her long lost love - to become relevant again

[Dean Winchester]

Originally posted by Magickarp

I'm screaming



so much better than the constant producer bickering

I agree...this is freakin hilarious

[Ramos]

Me when I tell my friends about LG5.

[OreGuy]

We DO really need Gaga's music or at least, N-E-THING!

[OreGuy]

Originally posted by BadMonster

[Dean Winchester]

I've been listening to BTW for the past half hour...and it really is her magnus opus - as of right now. The slayage that is Scheisse/ Bloody Mary/ Electric Chapel/ Government Hooker/ Judas/ Hair/ TEOG/ Heavy Metal Lover is too much rn

[Luma]

[Badger]

"Hey everyone I have an announcement"



"As you all know I have been working on a new album this year..."



"I'm in a really good place and I'm so proud of what I've achieved since my last album..."



"I know you guys know that I wasn't at my best with Artpop. I have moved on..."



"This is going to be a big one. I am ready. I am a fighter..."



"I won't be a victim any more. My new album title is..."



"Cheek 2 Cheek; My Jazz Could Mean Anything, Stefani Reloaded!"



"Produced by Dj White Shadow and a live marching band!"



"I will be having a residency in Vegas! I hope to see you there!"









"Hello? Guys? Monsters? Anyone there?"

[Ramos]

Originally posted by BadMonster

The accuracy

[Jack!]

I hope Ryan forces her to spill tea on LG5 at the AHS panel.

[Dontwantfun]

Hello, y'all. I just realized I haven't introduced myself in the Gaga base. I'm Matt, a fan since Just Dance back in 2008 and even though I have a love/hate thing towards her, she's still one of my mainstream faves, so...

[TMoosuT]

Originally posted by Badger

"Hey everyone I have an announcement"



"As you all know I have been working on a new album this year..."



"I'm in a really good place and I'm so proud of what I've achieved since my last album..."



"I know you guys know that I wasn't at my best with Artpop. I have moved on..."



"This is going to be a big one. I am ready. I am a fighter..."



"I won't be a victim any more. My new album title is..."



"Cheek 2 Cheek; My Jazz Could Mean Anything, Stefani Reloaded!"



"Produced by Dj White Shadow and a live marching band!"



"I will be having a residency in Vegas! I hope to see you there!"









"Hello? Guys? Monsters? Anyone there?"

[TMoosuT]

Originally posted by BadMonster

[DoubleDutchess]

Originally posted by G.U.Y. Gaga

What the hell is happening in here...

[TMoosuT]

Originally posted by DoubleDutchess

God dammit Stefani

[Dean Winchester]

Originally posted by BadMonster

Nnnnnnnn The accuracy! That is an exact representation of this fanbase

Someone seriously needs to show gaga this Imagine her reaction Y'all start spreading this on twitter...i want this bitch to see how much she tortures us

[DoubleDutchess]

Originally posted by HausofNiko

Episode 11: Americano
Summary: Lady Gaga Finally arrives at Brazil for her new tour (with Tony Bennett), one second Gaga thought the fans were awaiting her, but suddenly the Gaga was awaiting for the fans. Gaga and her dancers were all alone in the vacant stadium, when all of a sudden Gaga hears the screams of her little monsters. Struck with immediate happiness, Gaga prepares for her performance, but little did she know that the fans weren't there to listen to her. Instead of "I Love U Gaga" signs and pacifier dolls, the fans were holding pitchforks and guns, hundreds of fans were holding signs saying "Give us LG5 or die". Gaga quickly shape-shifts into Beyonce and everything was alright, for a moment. The fans demanded a live performance of Telephone ft. Beyonce, Gaga was astonished. Realizing the fans just wanted to hear music, Gaga returned to mother monster form, but little did she know that was bait. The fans take over her studio, stealing all laptops, all recording software, and run away. The fans went home, and they were very, very disappointing. They suddenly realized gaga never recorded LG5, is was all a myth. The only music she had was C3C, C4C, C5C, and C2C reloaded: the reverse jazzholian experience edition. Lady Gaga was never seen since.