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Originally posted by Barbie.
thinkin whether i should make up a fake excuse to get out of church 2moz so i can stay up & watch it

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that time of the month if you're a female. give it your BEST "holy **** just kill my uterus" act, beg the Lord forgiveness while your fam drives off for some quality time with jesus and ENJOY. just be sure to be curled in your bed in the fetal position, make pained faces and tell the folks you got a text from a pal to remind you to watch it since you were at home anyways

. if you're a guy, claim explosive diarrhea/an upset stomach

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