Member Since: 8/1/2012
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Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla
People need to stop pushing for Britney to make albums..  She's a pink feather. A weird, 2002 movie like Princess Diaries that you see SHOVED and locked at the bottom
of Walmart's 'DISCOUNT MOVIES' bin
Digging past weird, stale old movies, you finally reach it!
Her peak was the ideal robot that only America could produce. Abs, sugary blonde hair, sweet smile, innocent tease, edgy style (bell bottoms, crop tops), the music.. a sizzling incorporation of high shool hangouts with written diaries and Pepsi bottles. A sweet, crisp princess inside the tune of a daydream bubble.
but, the tiara is old now. People know and miss her, but we hardly acknowledge the tanned, shiny, pink keychain she once was. A product we felt was all girl, all feminine, all perfume. Gone. Toilet flushed.
34, chubby, Shrek shoulders, kankles the size of a block of cream cheese, cheddar cheese face stench. Clipped-on, thick, wafting ponytails. 'MOM' reputation. DRESSES like a skanky secretary does on a dumb, ABC sitcom.
But, we still love her. America is BUILT ON french fried oppression being found in the integration of sex and catchiness. (never posting again) |
The accuracy 
Still Perched for Make Me (Ooh LaLa) or whatever it's called.
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