[Eeveelution]

Young and Beautiful is ****.

[NOW]

Originally posted by jose168

pitchfork is TRASH!

I agree, but aren't they also nice to ur fave?

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LA Hallucinations

[jose168]

Originally posted by Artemisia

born to die is a **** album

Blue Jeans and Video games are some of the greatest of the 10s but yes

[jose168]

Originally posted by NOW

I agree, but aren't they also nice to ur fave?

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LA Hallucinations

Yea but they're trash anyways. They kind of gave emotion a middling review and included it in their Year end after seeing every publication stan for it No backbone, trend hopping and TERRIBLE reviewers (now)

[T-Swizz]

Originally posted by BabyCantYouSee

I thought Beyonce doesn't sing with emotion.

Keep in mind the only people that say that are Frih stans
Then again they also think cracking & going off pitch is emoting

[cybiko]

burning desire is kinda ****

[NOW]

Originally posted by jose168

Yea but they're trash anyways. They kind of gave emotion a middling review and included it in their Year end after seeing every publication stan for it No backbone, trend hopping and TERRIBLE reviewers (now)

They always do that now. And then you have others like Prettymuchamazing (used to like their reviews) who literally wait until after Pitchfork post their reviews before they post theirs in agreement. They gave Honeymoon a C+ because they said it was a carbon copy of UV They even started following Ariana/Carly after Pitchfork gave them attention. Eek.

[jose168]

Originally posted by cybiko

burning desire is kinda ****

the worst

[cybiko]

Originally posted by Notorious K.E.N

[conatus]

Burning Desire is pretty mediocre but it's not the worst on Parasite.

[Remixed]

Onika has never done anything great, glad she is dead

[conatus]

Wow, listening to Tove Styrke and rihmembering how Kiddo was the best pop album of 2015.

The superior Tove won.

[paulyyyozd]

Originally posted by jose168

Off to the races her baby voice is so unappealing

Originally posted by jose168

National anthem has the worst chorus of the 10s decade

National Anthem may have lost a bit of its magic over the years + it has some cringeworthy lyrics but it's still a great song. and Off To The Races is just immaculate

[jose168]

Originally posted by NOW

They always do that now. And then you have others like Prettymuchamazing (used to like their reviews) who literally wait until after Pitchfork post their reviews before they post theirs in agreement. They gave Honeymoon a C+ because they said it was a carbon copy of UV They even started following Ariana/Carly after Pitchfork gave them attention. Eek.

WTF. Huntymoon is like... nothing like UV. Besides it being lana del rey singing lana del rey songs

[slobro]

National Anthem is trash

Ride is her best song

[jose168]

lol they better not dismiss my scores as trolling (i'm leaving unbiased reviews beside my scores <3)

[conatus]

Old Money.

[NOW]

Originally posted by jose168

WTF. Huntymoon is like... nothing like UV. Besides it being lana del rey singing lana del rey songs

Originally posted by Prettymuchamazing

The bad news: It’s a carbon copy of Ultraviolence, minus regular hints of lightness or charm. “Music to Watch Boys To” builds to a chorus where an irony-free Del Rey declares “I like you a lot/ So I do what you want.” (What a feminist!) On “Art Deco”, she rhymes “you're so Art Deco” with “baby, you're so ghetto.” (Profound!) She regurgitates platitudes on “Religion” (“let sleeping dogs lay” and “chips fall wherever they may”). (Grandma couldn’t have said it better!) “24” gets its name from the insight that “there's only 24 hours in the day.” (So true!) Pet owners, pay heed to this bit of veterinary advice: “If you lie down with dogs, then you'll get fleas.” (Can’t argue with that!)

They wanted her to be the female Black Keys so bad I mean, they do have some points because some of these lyrics are messy but you can sense the butthurt from their whole review

[Price of Fame]

Originally posted by conatus

Wow, listening to Tove Styrke and rihmembering how Kiddo was the best pop album of 2015.

The superior Tove won.

Feel genuine pity for anyone that thinks Tove Lo is superior. I think there are still of couple of them...?

Ego is still perfect.

[cybiko]

MTWBT