ZZ: The next segment is our ELLE Men rapid question interview
JY: We will be answering the questions provided ELLE Men fans.
ZZ: Receiving all those fan mail, which messages gave you the deepest impression?
JY: I'm handsome
(ZZ pretends to puke)
JY: Everyday I get praised thousands of times about my handsome-ness... seriously... the only reason I can be so handsome is the result of all their praises
ZZ: Oh, so it's because of their praises is it? It's because of their praises...
JY: What about you?
ZZ: They say I'm pretty *laughs*
JY: ....
JY: In the future, what kind of roles would you like to act in the most? I'd like to act as a hero, an ambassador of justice, or maybe some big pervert.
ZZ: Big pervert? Oh, this one is like you. This is a natural role for you. *laughs*
JY (looks at ZZ and places arm over ZZ) : Is it?
(Both of them break into laughter.)
ZZ: For my next project, I will take up a big...
JY: A big pervert!
ZZ: A big movie! It's teenage, school-based, hot-blooded
JY (acting cute): So looking forward!
JY: What are your hobbies in your usual routine?
ZZ: Singing, dancing, eating, sleeping... and then...
JY (he interrupts): Exercising, I especially like to sing. My singing is super good.
JY: Please use three adjectives to describe your ideal girlfriend. The first one...
(ZZ makes a big boobies gesture)
JY: What are you doing?
(ZZ laughs sheepishly)
JY: External beauty. The second one...
ZZ: Internal beauty...
JY: Internal beauty...
JY: Thirdly...
ZZ: Good heart
JY: Proportionate beauty
ZZ: As for the type of girls I like... Kind. Understanding. And cute.
JY: What do you mean by understanding?
ZZ: Understanding... just like you! Just like you! (laughs)
ZZ: In your private life, what kind of cloths do you prefer?
JY: Comfort. Fat.
ZZ interrupts: Holes, All sorts of holes (probably referring to JY since he always like to wear jeans with holes).
JY: Big.
JY: I don't have many decent clothes... basically most of them have holes.
ZZ: Me too. I prefer to wear comfortable clothes.
JY and ZZ: Lastly, please show us your special talents.
ZZ: Then let me showcase my beat box.
(ZZ spits into his hands)
ZZ: Should I... should I continue?
(JY claps and proceeds to hold ZZ's hands and fling them)
JY: Fling off the saliva! Ir's all saliva!
ZZ: Ok ok! Let me fling! (ZZ tries to wipe them onto JY)
JY: I will teach you guys a technique in the event you meet a thief or a hooligan...
ZZ: Just like when you meet a thief who looks like that (points at JY)
JY: .... what can you do? Ok?
ZZ: Beautiful, give me your phone number!
JY: Not giving!
ZZ: Not giving? Not giving also must give!
JY: What do you do this at point? First of all, don't panic!
(They proceed to do a demo)
JY: So at this point, his hand will come to hit you. Just throw away the card!
ZZ: I won't hit you!
JY: You will hit me...
(JY proceeds to give very technical instructions. ZZ looks so cute here. Like he's gone through this too many times with JY)
After the demo...
ZZ: Thank you everybody! Till the next time we meet! Good bye!
Been waitin' on that sunshine, boy
I think I need that back
Can't do it like that
No one else gon' get it like that
So why argue? You here, here to take me back
Who cares, when it feels like crack?
Boy, ya know that you always do it right
Man, **** yo pride
Just take it on back, boy, take it on back, boy
Take it back all night
What are you willing to do
Oh, tell me what you’re willing to do
Kiss it, kiss it better, baby
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Baby don't you leave
Don’t leave me stuck here in the streets, uh huh
If I get another chance to
I will never, no never neglect you
I mean who am I to hold your past against you?
I just hope that it gets to you
I hope that you see this through
Quote:
Gotta get up out of here
And yuh ain't leavin' me behind
I know you won't cause we share common interests
You need me, there ain't no leaving me behind
Never, no, no, I just want outta here, yeah
Once I'm gone, ain’t no going back
There ain't nothin' here for me anymore
But I don't wanna be alone
Quote:
I've been thinking 'bout you late at night
I've been thinking only of you
Ain't nothing else to really talk about
Boy show me what you want to do
Quote:
Oooh, you needed me
To feel a little more, and give a little less
Know you hate to confess
But baby ooo, you needed me
Quote:
And I think I kinda like ya
Up against the wall, we don't need a title
Quote:
Feel like a brand new person
Well, I don’t care I’m in love
Feel like a brand new person
I finally know what it's like
Finally taking flight
I know you don't think it's right
I know that you think it's fake
Maybe fake's what I like
Point is I have the right
Not thinking in black and white
I'm thinking it's worth the fight
Quote:
Why does it have to feel so strange
To be in love again, be in love again, be in love again?
Quote:
Must be love on the brain
That’s got me feeling this way
It beats me black and blue but it ****s me so good
And I can’t get enough
Must be love on the brain yeah
And it keeps cursing my name
No matter what I do
I’m no good without you
And I can’t get enough
Quote:
I just really need your ass with me
I'm sorry 'bout the other night
Quote:
I know you don't need my protection
But I'm in love, can't blame me for checking
I love in your direction, hoping that the message goes
Somewhere close to you
Quote:
Sex with me, sex with me, sex with me
So amazing, so amazing
Man, **** yo pride
Just take it on back, boy, take it on back, boy
Take it back all night
I can imagine Bai Luo Yin shouting this to Gu Hai's face
Quote:
What if
What if we run away
What if
What if we left today
What if
We said goodbye to safe and sound
What if
What if we're hard to find
What if
What if we lost our minds
What if
We let them fall behind, and they're never found
Quote:
Though I told you not to worry
I'm just some dumb kid
Trying to kid myself
That I got my **** together
So go get runnin', won't you hurry?
While it's light out, while it's early
Before I start to miss any part of this
And change my mind, whatever
Quote:
I am tired of this place, I hope people change
I need time to replace what I gave away
And my hopes, they are high, I must keep them small
Though I try to resist I still want it all
Only fools fall for you, only fools
Only fools do what I do, only fools fall
Only fools fall for you, only fools
Only fools do what I do, only fools fall
Quote:
I want you
I'll colour me blue
Anything it takes to make you stay
Only seeing myself
When I'm looking up at you
I want you
I'll colour me blue
Anything it takes to make you stay
Only seeing myself
When I'm looking up at you
I can't say no
Though the lights are on
There's nobody home
Swore I'd never lose control
Then I fell in love with a heart that beats so slow
NGL, I was daydreaming ALL DAY long on my way home from school listening to Blue Neighborhood
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growing slow, but steady!
