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Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#16)
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Originally posted by Yanko
ellie is also trash
w found love was a bop though
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Not according to metacritic

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Calvin has some good sings but he's rapidly approaching Guetta levels of musical stagnation.
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"Legend"?
"Huge icon"?
Please. That tragic, untalented, unremembered, unloved, leather-necked, aerosol-brained hick is NEITHER, and never will be. She is a RELIC of the past. She had some moments that were huge, no doubt, but nowadays, she's nothing more than a nostalgia act for an era more than a decade ago. No one cares about her today. Sure, someone will say "OMG I remember BOMT!", but far more often will you hear someone say "I feel like Britney in 2007".
THAT is her legacy.
The most iconic thing in this woman's meltdown that lasted well over a year, which detailed the following disasters:
Her biggest fan site closed down because she lost credibility with them.
She had TWO disastrous relationships within a few months.
She was so ****ed up she decided that shaving her head was a brilliant idea (and probably the most iconic moment in her entire career).
Her meth-riddled ass checked into rehab before things even got to their worst.
And before anyone tries to say, "She didn't do meth!", friendly reminder that drug-sniffing dogs actually found crystal meth in her children's play room carpet.
Her management realized how much of a mess she was and DROPPED her.
Her trashy ex-husband realized how much of a disaster she was and sued for custody to prevent her inflicting any damage on them.
Which wasn't exactly an invalid claim.
And some time after, he managed to have the kids seized from her in a Carl's, Jr. drive-thru.
She is a NOSTALGIA act.
And even as such, the most anyone talks about is her being a disgusting MESS.
She is the poster child for trainwreck celebrities.
And, while I hate to repeat this over-used phrase & formatting, she is such a mess that she was placed under a LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP.
And her current management decided that the best thing for her was to exile her to Vegas to be forgotten about amidst a bunch of Elvis and Marilyn impersonators, naked line dancers, heroin addicts and casino rats.
No one respects her.
No one cares for her.
No one thinks she's anything of any worth or talent.
Her stans claim she's one of the "biggest" artists, on par with the likes of Madonna or Michael Jackson, when she barely even scrapes by Katy Perry at this point.
She is NOTHING.
Accept it.
Embrace it.
Get over it.
You've had years to get this drilled into your brains, and yet nowadays, it still hasn't clicked yet. It's about damn time.

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britney is a legend

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Member Since: 4/4/2014
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Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
"Legend"?
"Huge icon"?
Please. That tragic, untalented, unremembered, unloved, leather-necked, aerosol-brained hick is NEITHER, and never will be. She is a RELIC of the past. She had some moments that were huge, no doubt, but nowadays, she's nothing more than a nostalgia act for an era more than a decade ago. No one cares about her today. Sure, someone will say "OMG I remember BOMT!", but far more often will you hear someone say "I feel like Britney in 2007".
THAT is her legacy.
The most iconic thing in this woman's meltdown that lasted well over a year, which detailed the following disasters:
Her biggest fan site closed down because she lost credibility with them.
She had TWO disastrous relationships within a few months.
She was so ****ed up she decided that shaving her head was a brilliant idea (and probably the most iconic moment in her entire career).
Her meth-riddled ass checked into rehab before things even got to their worst.
And before anyone tries to say, "She didn't do meth!", friendly reminder that drug-sniffing dogs actually found crystal meth in her children's play room carpet.
Her management realized how much of a mess she was and DROPPED her.
Her trashy ex-husband realized how much of a disaster she was and sued for custody to prevent her inflicting any damage on them.
Which wasn't exactly an invalid claim.
And some time after, he managed to have the kids seized from her in a Carl's, Jr. drive-thru.
She is a NOSTALGIA act.
And even as such, the most anyone talks about is her being a disgusting MESS.
She is the poster child for trainwreck celebrities.
And, while I hate to repeat this over-used phrase & formatting, she is such a mess that she was placed under a LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP.
And her current management decided that the best thing for her was to exile her to Vegas to be forgotten about amidst a bunch of Elvis and Marilyn impersonators, naked line dancers, heroin addicts and casino rats.
No one respects her.
No one cares for her.
No one thinks she's anything of any worth or talent.
Her stans claim she's one of the "biggest" artists, on par with the likes of Madonna or Michael Jackson, when she barely even scrapes by Katy Perry at this point.
She is NOTHING.
Accept it.
Embrace it.
Get over it.
You've had years to get this drilled into your brains, and yet nowadays, it still hasn't clicked yet. It's about damn time.

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That post is embarrassing.
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Kneesus is a living legend, look but don't touch.
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ATRL Contributor
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Originally posted by ChandlerBing
That post is embarrassing.
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Kneesus is a living legend, look but don't touch.
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The self-contradiction. 
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Godney is the most interesting thing to ever happen in pop culture, she will always have a legacy
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Quote:
Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
"Legend"?
"Huge icon"?
Please. That tragic, untalented, unremembered, unloved, leather-necked, aerosol-brained hick is NEITHER, and never will be. She is a RELIC of the past. She had some moments that were huge, no doubt, but nowadays, she's nothing more than a nostalgia act for an era more than a decade ago. No one cares about her today. Sure, someone will say "OMG I remember BOMT!", but far more often will you hear someone say "I feel like Britney in 2007".
THAT is her legacy.
The most iconic thing in this woman's meltdown that lasted well over a year, which detailed the following disasters:
Her biggest fan site closed down because she lost credibility with them.
She had TWO disastrous relationships within a few months.
She was so ****ed up she decided that shaving her head was a brilliant idea (and probably the most iconic moment in her entire career).
Her meth-riddled ass checked into rehab before things even got to their worst.
And before anyone tries to say, "She didn't do meth!", friendly reminder that drug-sniffing dogs actually found crystal meth in her children's play room carpet.
Her management realized how much of a mess she was and DROPPED her.
Her trashy ex-husband realized how much of a disaster she was and sued for custody to prevent her inflicting any damage on them.
Which wasn't exactly an invalid claim.
And some time after, he managed to have the kids seized from her in a Carl's, Jr. drive-thru.
She is a NOSTALGIA act.
And even as such, the most anyone talks about is her being a disgusting MESS.
She is the poster child for trainwreck celebrities.
And, while I hate to repeat this over-used phrase & formatting, she is such a mess that she was placed under a LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP.
And her current management decided that the best thing for her was to exile her to Vegas to be forgotten about amidst a bunch of Elvis and Marilyn impersonators, naked line dancers, heroin addicts and casino rats.
No one respects her.
No one cares for her.
No one thinks she's anything of any worth or talent.
Her stans claim she's one of the "biggest" artists, on par with the likes of Madonna or Michael Jackson, when she barely even scrapes by Katy Perry at this point.
She is NOTHING.
Accept it.
Embrace it.
Get over it.
You've had years to get this drilled into your brains, and yet nowadays, it still hasn't clicked yet. It's about damn time.

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Banned
Member Since: 8/2/2010
Posts: 7,960
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Quote:
Originally posted by C/H/A/N/E/L
"Legend"?
"Huge icon"?
Please. That tragic, untalented, unremembered, unloved, leather-necked, aerosol-brained hick is NEITHER, and never will be. She is a RELIC of the past. She had some moments that were huge, no doubt, but nowadays, she's nothing more than a nostalgia act for an era more than a decade ago. No one cares about her today. Sure, someone will say "OMG I remember BOMT!", but far more often will you hear someone say "I feel like Britney in 2007".
THAT is her legacy.
The most iconic thing in this woman's meltdown that lasted well over a year, which detailed the following disasters:
Her biggest fan site closed down because she lost credibility with them.
She had TWO disastrous relationships within a few months.
She was so ****ed up she decided that shaving her head was a brilliant idea (and probably the most iconic moment in her entire career).
Her meth-riddled ass checked into rehab before things even got to their worst.
And before anyone tries to say, "She didn't do meth!", friendly reminder that drug-sniffing dogs actually found crystal meth in her children's play room carpet.
Her management realized how much of a mess she was and DROPPED her.
Her trashy ex-husband realized how much of a disaster she was and sued for custody to prevent her inflicting any damage on them.
Which wasn't exactly an invalid claim.
And some time after, he managed to have the kids seized from her in a Carl's, Jr. drive-thru.
She is a NOSTALGIA act.
And even as such, the most anyone talks about is her being a disgusting MESS.
She is the poster child for trainwreck celebrities.
And, while I hate to repeat this over-used phrase & formatting, she is such a mess that she was placed under a LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP.
And her current management decided that the best thing for her was to exile her to Vegas to be forgotten about amidst a bunch of Elvis and Marilyn impersonators, naked line dancers, heroin addicts and casino rats.
No one respects her.
No one cares for her.
No one thinks she's anything of any worth or talent.
Her stans claim she's one of the "biggest" artists, on par with the likes of Madonna or Michael Jackson, when she barely even scrapes by Katy Perry at this point.
She is NOTHING.
Accept it.
Embrace it.
Get over it.
You've had years to get this drilled into your brains, and yet nowadays, it still hasn't clicked yet. It's about damn time.

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Banned
Member Since: 8/2/2010
Posts: 7,960
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Is it true Ezra was banned for asking if BOMT or Barbie Girl is more iconic? 
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Member Since: 8/19/2013
Posts: 34,855
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Originally posted by Doogle
Godney is the most interesting thing to ever happen in pop culture, she will always have a legacy
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That's because she's an ETERNAL DEITY
ps: AM I FUNNY YET
I've been led to believe if I keep formatting my posts like this, they're automatically funny
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Member Since: 12/1/2011
Posts: 5,372
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Originally posted by Ramos
House Of Cards is back in two and a half hours.

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Neve Campbell is joining this new season. Ugh what a legend I may have to start watching. 
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Member Since: 8/7/2015
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
Posts: 39,615
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jewfro
Is it true Ezra was banned for asking if BOMT or Barbie Girl is more iconic? 
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Member Since: 8/19/2011
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Sad, pathetic gay male in his late teens writes desperate and vindictive essay about the life of 34 year old popstar with mental health issues. All under the guise of emulating a fictional TV show character who is not male, gay or a pathetic twink with no morals, savings or hope for a stable or fulfilled life.
But by all means, go ahead. 
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Member Since: 1/1/2013
Posts: 19,579
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sazare
That's because she's an ETERNAL DEITY
ps: AM I FUNNY YET
I've been led to believe if I keep formatting my posts with all-caps, red, bold text, they're automatically funny
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I'd be lying if I said I didn't cackle the first time I saw it being used. But like everything, ATRL had to run it into the ground.
Like we get it, the army dragged everyone's faves in the past. They were actually funnier about it though and more creative.
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Member Since: 8/18/2013
Posts: 45,485
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Originally posted by Dale
Neve Campbell is joining this new season. Ugh what a legend I may have to start watching. 
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I saw her on a trailer, she's going to be Claire's main bitch 
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 5/28/2011
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Originally posted by MovinKindaSlow
Sad, pathetic gay male in his late teens writes desperate and vindictive essay about the life of 34 year old popstar with mental health issues. All under the guise of emulating a fictional TV show character who is not male, gay or a pathetic twink with no morals, savings or hope for a stable or fulfilled life.
But by all means, go ahead. 
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Resorting to personal attacks. I'm not in my twenties, though. Sad how the Knees drag Gag & her mental issues but defend Knee's when they're brought up. Besides, it doesn't take that much effort to type some things; I don't think Brit understands that, though. She's not allowed to touch computer keyboards. #ITypedThis 
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OMG this woman is a SAINT. Two 10/10 albums like it's nothing.
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