Britney fans laughing at Gaga for losing an OSCAR when their piss-stained, baby-dropping, southern trash fave...
a) has never been nominated and will never be nominated
b) has won 2 Razzies
c) has not won a GRAMMY since 2005
d) has not been nominated for a GRAMMY since 2010
e) has never and will never have an acclaimed vocal performance
f) needs to ask for a permission slip to watch television
g) can only People's Choice Awards for categories like Favorite Social Media Celebrity
h) will croak in Vegas
