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Originally posted by Badger
Gaga skips the red carpet for the dual Katy Perry/Dr Luke Funeral - Kesha's Release Party but still looks classy and regal.
"I pushed my boobs up as far as they would go in honour of Katheryn!" She giggles Mae-West-lyi |
Gaga spots Taylor in the crowd after stealing coke from Rihanna's purse. "Taylor! It's good to see you. You are glowing, dear."
Taylor smiles back. "Oh Gaga, it's just that life is so good. I'm thinking of being more direct with my next album and show a picture of Katy's crying mother in the album booklet instead of a tea kettle and Grammy. Would you like to see it?"
"It would be my pleasure! I'll have to see it after the Grammys pay tribute to her this Sunday, of course" Gaga says barely being able to hold in a laugh.
*both look at each other about to burst in giggles*
She's erased and Call Me Maybe'd. She will never ever ever ever ever be noticed ever again.
