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Kesha tries to play Animal on a sweating, ****** iPod nano dock.
'I ain't gawt no connection!' screech-oinks the mom. Kesha, in a cowboy hat + bags of Lays, burps/yells. "I HATE you!" Purple/pink mascara.
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
Posts: 62,082
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A barefoot Sebert family walk to the general store, 3 unleashed dogs. "Milk, cigarettes, Doritos!" Sweat pants, eyeliner, flip flops.
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'I'M A POP STARRRRRRRRRRRR!' Charli XCX shrieks as her album isn't moving units from the 'Buy 1 get 3 + the new CHARLIE XCX album for FREE!' bargain. Disheartened and depressed, she turns on the Electra Heart record, humming along to the lyrics of Homewrecker.
The next morning, she decides... 'FUK UU, POP MUSIC! I DID THE ALBUM IN IRONY!' in hopes of generating buzz. Unfortunately for her, no one cares, resulting in the cancellation of her tour.
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Member Since: 6/12/2011
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Charli XCX STRUT-stomps loudly into the boardroom, in a bright pink FUZZY body suit. Glitter-fire mascara, puffy hair.
Meeting time; oops! The men sit around a projector, Charli's face with a giant RED "X" on it. Sucker's album sales typed beneath. She gasps, hiding behind a statue. "Gentlemen, I SEE HER!' screeches a proud/helpful secretary.
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Posts: 29,579
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Member Since: 5/29/2012
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Pebe lays on the barnyard floor like a torn ragdoll with golden cellophane wrapped around her head. Kesha cheekily squats over her mum's face -- knees crack -- in denim short shorts and bra she snatched from a donation bin, "it looks like I've peed on your head mawma!". She quickly hops away before she accidentally lets out drops of urine.
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Member Since: 6/12/2011
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Kesha milks the cow, LuuLuu, as her dad plays the banjo & sells cocaine through the trailor mail system. He farts and picks his butt. Kesha giggles, squeezing the utters. 'None of that,' he orders/barks, slapping her hand.
She sobs, My Chemical Romance playing.
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Member Since: 2/4/2014
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Bored and on the brink of unemployment, Charli XCX takes on a mission...to stalk Rita Ora around town. She snatches Rita by the mouth into a dark alleyway, leaving powdered residue from the donuts she had earlier on Rita's face.
'COLLABORATE WITH MAAYYY...' Charli whispers into Rita's ear. Fearing for her life and about to pass out from the putrid stench reeking from Charli's halitosis'd mouth, Rita agrees.
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
Posts: 62,082
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Avril Lavigne rolls by Sebert trailer to purchase weed; fakes $20 bill, all black & pink jumpsuit.
"say darlin, let's collab,us rock n rollers!" Kesha hits PCP-laced blunt/spliff.
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Member Since: 6/3/2012
Posts: 11,621
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I can't believe I wrote that mini paper  whew that was fun
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Member Since: 6/12/2011
Posts: 6,800
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Kesha burps and GROWLS into the KFC drive-thru microphone. One sock on, oversized tank top. Three purple knots in hair. (Not in a vehicle, 4 AM)
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Member Since: 2/4/2014
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The police come knocking on Charli's door for defrauding the identity of Marina Diamandis.
Just as Charli opens, the meth lab in her basement explodes. Brittany Spears' remains are not found.
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Member Since: 6/12/2011
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Sebert Pool Party.
The lazy sun simmers as Kesha, ashamed of her body, cannon balls into the dingy, ****** pool outside their trailor home. She's fully dressed, in a black sweat shirt & basketball shorts. Laughing & cheering, the wet clothing slap & drip.
She swims her fatass body, chasing the younger kids. "I'll be the shark in the game, just run away from me!" she emoly groans/snorts.
ewww goodnight...
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 8/8/2006
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the streaming numbers of work in youtube before the video premiere were crazy. The video teaser was already at 9M and the pointless behind the scenes at 7M 
Streaming queen
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
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Kesha alone at saloon, 1:23am. Texting Lady Gaga. "You givin me money too? Rent's due."
Chugs her beer, walks to the creek, takes bath and plays with frogs.
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Member Since: 2/13/2012
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Full moon; Neon Hitch stops by trailer with crystal ball.
"You will not be freed!" she guesses, Kesha attacks/bites her; Pebe holds down her wrists.
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Charli XCX shoplifts from Primark. The guards catch up to her and snatch her by the arms.
'DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???????,' she cries. The guards all shake their heads.
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Member Since: 6/12/2011
Posts: 6,800
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Kesha sticks her head through the prison bars. 'Mawmaw, bring me a Slurpee.'
The guard slaps her face, giggling.
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What the hell are you people doing 
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Member Since: 2/4/2014
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FKA Twigs is recognized on the street.
'Marina, can you sign this for me?' the acne ridden tween bellows out in excitement.
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