[slw84]

Originally posted by Kworb

I was 28 when I purchased Roar and This Is How We Do

TIHWD always wins

[lilMonsterKayla]

Rihanna's doing awesome & Bey stans are ratchetly still trying to find loud, screeching ways to mention her name The way her lame, brainwashing, 1D-inspired propaganda has fried their skulls.

[Lord Blackout]

The deflection (and using other members' drags) when one is confronted with the truth

[slw84]

Originally posted by Tom Vercetti

at Azalea still being mad. Rih is everywhere & and has been everywhere while she is nowhere currently.

Didn't she brag about being on rihanna's anti album as she was getting arrested?

Being dropped made her mad(der).

Poor azealia stanks

[RoarRiteNow1]

Originally posted by Tom Vercetti

at Azalea still being mad. Rih is everywhere & and has been everywhere while she is nowhere currently.

She's so bitter When she screamed that the police were gonna pay for arresting her since she was on Rihanna's album

[YR.]

Originally posted by Sammi

100 million tickets sold in one week. The cheapest ticket in Switzerland being €120.

430,000 copies of $16-priced BEYONCE sold just locally in the first 24 hours (the amount ANTI is yet to match globally).

Rihanna scores a forgettable, $1.29 hit with Drake, and her and Britney stans rush in here thinking they can drag Beyonce?

But wait, is Knee able to sell out 4k casino venues? Who allowed them to speak on touring acts?

It's all very fascinating.

[slw84]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

Rihanna's doing awesome & Bey stans are ratchetly still trying to find loud, screeching ways to mention her name The way her lame, brainwashing, 1D-inspired propaganda has fried their skulls.

Yes people use deflection tactics as desperately as some use bold red letters and caps locks.

It's like their personal reminder that their fave is great.

Rihanna shouldn't make them doubt their faves so much that they have to do all of this as a deflection tactic

[lilMonsterKayla]

ATRLia runs around the casino shows of Vegas, three trays of martini's in her hand.

"Ugh, sorry!" "Yes, on your way soon." "Margariti? Mhm, we can do that." "I'm coming, I'm coming!"

Wiping the sweat off her forehead, finishing the shift at Papa John's.

[slw84]

Originally posted by YR.

"It's fast and cheap"

"Poor coconut"

She would smack Rihanna in the face if she could.

and still won't be able to get a top 30 album or charting single with the added controversy.

Even the Hive wouldn't buy her stuff after that happened and they'll do anything against rihanna.

Azealia stanks lacking edges and redeeming qualities

[Aden]

Azealia wasn't completely lying when she called Rihanna "fast and cheap."

[Sazare]

Originally posted by Ecstasy

It's not as bad as sazares sig. omg have you seen it? It's like a list of respected rock and alternative artists with some indie musicians and there she is in the middle of it. Carly ****ing jepsen

[ks_dollar]

Originally posted by Ecstasy

It's not as bad as sazares sig. omg have you seen it? It's like a list of respected rock and alternative artists with some indie musicians and there she is in the middle of it. Carly ****ing jepsen

It's hilarious.

[YR.]

IT is still at it Woo Beyoncé is the THE BIGGEST TOURING ACT IN THE WORLD while Knee is under a LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP.

There, all bolded with caps on and red.

Bonus:

[Monster Boy]

Bey's tour

She better perform Runnin'!

[Remixed]

I was shocked to discover that the creative and groundbreaking genius that is Blackout has the same Metascore as Artpop. Why do the Methneys make up these lies?

[collin]

Originally posted by lilMonsterKayla

KeshaNEY dials Katy on her trailor park-wifi'd motorola..

"Hey, it's Ke-" phone hangs up.

Kesha's wrinkly, unemployed, deadbeat momma: "Did that bitch send the check yet?"

Kesha groans, picking her thong from her ripped denim skirt. She plops in another VHS of Jurassic Park, springs open the sofa, & digs her hand into a bowl of Cheetohs.

KeshNEY reaches for phone again; picks up out of ketchup pile on orange, burnt/stained trailer carpet, dials a number pissedly

"Tayler? It's Keshne-" [muffled laughs on other line]

"You've reached Taylor Swift. Leave a message, ciao!" phone hangs up.

[lilMonsterKayla]

Finishing her shift at H&M

She stressfully drags the garbage behind the mall door, throwing it out. Folds + stacks some more clothes. Manager hands her $40, and she takes the bus home.

[YR.]

Originally posted by Remixed

I was shocked to discover that the creative and groundbreaking genius that is Blackout has the same Metascore as Artpop. Why do the Methneys make up these lies?

Same metascore of PRISM. "Groundbreaking pop classic "

[collin]

The way Carly Rose Jepsney has become the new "indie pop girl, whoaa did you know this female singer that made that ****** 2012 song could actually make PERFECT pop muzek??" straight guys who have Pitchfork.com stapled to the top of their facebook feed.

[lilMonsterKayla]

She auditioned to be one the pink, glitter cats on the PRISM Tour