It's Christmas Day, and little Brittany is very excited; a special album is under the tree this year.
She seeds the squarely wrapped gem and begins to squeal in excitement.
"YEYYYYYY!
" Her parents hug and give each other happy, warm glances over a cup of eggnog.
As she began to open the wrapping, Brittany's excited expression quickly dimmed to a pissed fury.
"THIS IS NOT 1989!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO WHERE IS TAYLOR!!"
Fuming, Brittany cracked her new copy of Prism in half and ran to her room.
Her mother, responsible for the atrocity, ran to console her.
"She has nice ****," her 15 year old brother, Max, joked to his dad. They chuckled.
Someone smash her face through a stacked bunch of pizzas.
