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Fan Base: Archived: Stand Your Ground (#15)
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Originally posted by Nicole
"Oh, your poor thing," Gaga says (forever in Countess mode now) in a voice that is meant to be warm and affectionate but comes off condescending. "Whatever is the problem? Tell Stefani, and we'll see what we can do."
A teary-eyed Ke$ha snorts a dangling loogie back into her nostril. "Luke, he RAPED me and..."
"Oh sweetheart," Gaga interrupts. She loves to hear herself talk. She pulls Ke$ha near and wipes away her tears. "There there, rest your head upon my breast." She pets Ke$ha's head like she's some kind of poor, lost, pathetic dog. "We'll make it alright. I promise."
Ke$ha cries into Gaga chest, unaware that Gaga is scrolling through the emails on her phone now.
"Now then," Gaga says, distracted by the emails but trying to sound present. "What's all this about rape?"
Ke$ha looks up with wet, pleading eyes. "Well, we were in the studio and..."
Suddenly Gaga's eyes widen at something on her phone. She forcefully SHOVES Ke$ha away. Ke$ha falls and smacks her head on the floor, hard.
Gaga runs out of her dressing room. "Bobby!!" she screams, calling for her new manager. "TMZ just posted that Bette Middler died! I've waited so long to do a Wind Beneath My Wings tribute at the Oscars' In Memoriam!"
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I hate how good Nicole is at this 
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Originally posted by Cupid
The Modneys are coming for me.
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Member Since: 4/28/2012
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Originally posted by Aiden
For me, it's the other way around. As much as I drag her, I find her to be sweet and harmless but I don't understand why anyone would be deeply interested in her music.
Her entire discography is pretty much substance-less sans a few gems. I also feel like most of it doesn't really dive into many topics other than love, clubbing and the one media tangent that Blackout went into.
There are a few Britney songs that I will absolutely bop to on a certain occasion at the club or something but it's not interesting enough to make me stan.
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This is literally me like exactly how I feel.
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"Puma made $975 Million last quarter thanks to Rihanna's sneakers: trib.al/yKHwncs"
Goddammit Rihanna, do you ever lose?
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Originally posted by rihannafan
The hive spending their last few days bashing the police because Beyonce said so and then begging them to not boycott the Beyonce concert in Florida  Literally the most sheeplike fanbase ever. |
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Member Since: 9/1/2013
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Originally posted by Cupid
The Modneys are coming for me.
But for real, her sings might as well be by anonymous girls like Lad Glynne. There's no artist behind them.
I still like the music I guess. Sometimes.
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Gaylie is definitely more anonymous than Jesus Glynne now, nobody other than UK and Australian gays remember her
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Member Since: 9/3/2011
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Originally posted by Cupid
She needs to leave the cellar, the Fritzl of pop. Come into my world.
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omg 
Mess Glin won't even win a BRIT lolo. 
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Member Since: 1/4/2014
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Originally posted by Aiden
For me, it's the other way around. As much as I drag her, I find her to be sweet and harmless but I don't understand why anyone would be deeply interested in her music.
Her entire discography is pretty much substance-less sans a few gems. I also feel like most of it doesn't really dive into many topics other than love, clubbing and the one media tangent that Blackout went into.
There are a few Britney songs that I will absolutely bop to on a certain occasion at the club or something but it's not interesting enough to make me stan.
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She also has songs about God and her kids. What other topics should a pop song talk about? The music was always top notch and an event pre 2013 and she is still the cutest, idc 
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Member Since: 6/7/2011
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Originally posted by Nicole
"Oh, your poor thing," Gaga says (forever in Countess mode now) in a voice that is meant to be warm and affectionate but comes off condescending. "Whatever is the problem? Tell Stefani, and we'll see what we can do."
A teary-eyed Ke$ha snorts a dangling loogie back into her nostril. "Luke, he RAPED me and..."
"Oh sweetheart," Gaga interrupts. She loves to hear herself talk. She pulls Ke$ha near and wipes away her tears. "There there, rest your head upon my breast." She pets Ke$ha's head like she's some kind of poor, lost, pathetic dog. "We'll make it alright. I promise."
Ke$ha cries into Gaga chest, unaware that Gaga is scrolling through the emails on her phone now.
"Now then," Gaga says, distracted by the emails but trying to sound present. "What's all this about rape?"
Ke$ha looks up with wet, pleading eyes. "Well, we were in the studio and..."
Suddenly Gaga's eyes widen at something on her phone. She forcefully SHOVES Ke$ha away. Ke$ha falls and smacks her head on the floor, hard.
Gaga runs out of her dressing room. "Bobby!!" she screams, calling for her new manager. "TMZ just posted that Bette Middler died! I've waited so long to do a Wind Beneath My Wings tribute at the Oscars' In Memoriam!"
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Originally posted by Nicole
Remember YEARS and YEARS of essays about how Pepce/Ben is a cheat backed by greedy corporations that she uses to give the illusion of success while Rihanna is real? And then ANTi happened |
So true! I have a few examples o could quote from 2013. All she did was Pepsi and H&M and the girls got riled.
Now Rihanna is all over the place w/ her endorsement deals. Karma is real
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
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Originally posted by G.U.Y. Gaga
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Mess. Meant "the last few days" oops 
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Cupid, are you saying you pretended to like Brinty just to become a mod?
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Certified legends of the 2000s:
Lord
Beyoncé
Adele
Who is next? Godga if/when she wins the Oscar, the most coveted award for any artist?
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Born To Make You Happy was playing today in my university canteen. Classic! 
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Member Since: 8/16/2011
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
So true! I have a few examples o could quote from 2013. All she did was Pepsi and H&M and the girls got riled.
Now Rihanna is all over the place w/ her endorsement deals. Karma is real
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This has got to be the stupidest post ever Rihanna is actually designing what she endorses anyway. And her music still shines considering she's about to get a #1 hit.
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An ATRL moderator should never have to live in fear of being punished by their fellow moderators. We need less Modneys and more Modsters.
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Lipton, replace cupid with me. We need more SYG regulars among the Modneys before Ace starts putting in bible verses and SJW posts into our OP
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Originally posted by Sunshine.
So true! I have a few examples o could quote from 2013. All she did was Pepsi and H&M and the girls got riled.
Now Rihanna is all over the place w/ her endorsement deals. Karma is real
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Rihanna is helping some of these organizations, helping people keep jobs (a Dreaworks employee quite literally thanked her publicly) while Beyst sells merchandise for her socially conscious message 
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Originally posted by Reader
omg
Mess Glin won't even win a BRIT lolo. |
She has a Grammy, she doesn't need a BRIT. Gaylie loses
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