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Originally posted by Nicole
Lady Gaga's Bowie tribute has just ended. Thunderous applause and a standing ovation from the crowd. Not for Gaga, but to honor and respect Bowie. This doesn't occur to her.
She exits the stage and heads to her dressing room, throwing her wig, gloves and props at her assistant without looking at him. As she walks she grabs a champagne flute and downs the whole thing in one gulp before turning to the assistant and declaring in a loud, harsh, masculine Bowie voice "And as they say in showbiz, kid, that's a wrap!"
She enters her dressing room and immediately reaches for the nearest glass of champagne.
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[loud struggle outside of dressing room; whiny man voice; cartoon punch sounds]
Kesha Rose explodes into the room.
"STEFANI, we need to TAAAALK." She belts, stomping directly towards Gaga. "I thought we were friends, WHY won't you testify for my RAPE?" Kesha holds her firmly in her grasp, crazy-eyed and Hulk-like. Gaga begins to choke.
Just before she stopped breathing, the SWAT team enters and shoots dart in a delirious Kesha's neck.
"Til it happens to you, you won't know how it feels," unironically states a SWAT team member as 6 large men struggle to carry Kesha out of the dressing room.
the obsession