Can Britney even be considered human at this point? She has more in common with a Vegas show animal than a person. A Vegas show animal has no control over the money it makes or the major decisions in its life, and it needs to perform whether or not it wants to. As someone under
TWO LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIPS (one for her finances and one for her personal life), Britney is in a similar situation.
Compare Britney to a dog at Vegas’ world famous Popvich Comedy Pet Theatre. They both have some control over their lives: the dog can choose between a tree and a fire hydrant, Britney can choose between Starbucks and Coffee Bean. But the dog doesn’t choose who to mate with. Neither does Britney. The dog doesn’t get control of the money it makes from the shows and never will. Neither does Britney. The dog doesn’t get to choose whether to stay in Vegas. Neither does Britney.
In that sense, Britney is more like that dog than a human being.
