When has ATRL cared for anything else but catchy choruses produced by hit producers and a fit girl in skimpy outfits, regardless if she can sing or not?
The fact that you think this doesn't apply to Beyonce is so cute
It's not that bad really, it's just very, like, homosexual. Re: the "cruise ship entertainment" line (thanks David Bowie!) I can very literally see it being the soundtrack to an all-gay Caribbean cruise. I mean, Loveboat
