Can't wipe her own ass.
Can't spend her own money (probably because it isn't hers -- and NEVER will be).
Will therefore never be able to enjoy the fruits of her labor, no matter how much work she's forced to do.
Is a modern day slave by definition.
Miss. American Dream?
Will never be able to walk 10 meters on her own.
Either not allowed to think for herself or is simply unable to.
Has a vocabulary of 55 words (including variations of 'cool' and 'interesting').
The Lindsay Lohan of 2000s pop: idolised only by tasteless white gay teens who use her mental illness to seem edgy.
Arguably the least respected celebrity ever.
Shaved her head, flashed her ****, dropped her kid in public, ... , all for attention.
Then blamed the paparazzi for her issues, having physically abused and gay bashed them, despite living in L.A. by choice.
By the time Beyoncé, Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Taylor Swift put their next eras to bed, it will mark
ONE DECADE OF LIFETIME CONSERVATORSHIP
with many, many more to come.
