When I took a newswriting course a year ago, our professor was quizzing us on if things are newsworthy or not. He said if a random woman got a DUI, that wouldn't be newsworthy, but if Britney Spears did, it would be. Then he said, "Well, Britney kinda faded out. Maybe we should pick someone more relevant, like Justin Bieber."
Knee even getting dragged by fat, awkward, out-of-tune-with-the-youngins 45-year-old professors.
