Nobody really wanted to find out what happened to the little monstrosity that TC plopped out, really. I mean, he was a born-vampire, I guess? So he probably just shriveled up without blood, like Valentino and Natasha, all those years in that hallway. Unless someone did him a fav and smothered him.
Well, I went into this finale expecting to be bored, and with those lowered expectations, I wasn't disappointed. There has rarely been a good AHS finale that wasn't more-or-less an epilogue, and this one was no different.
Honestly, the thing that actually made me feel happy was Tristan and Liz, oddly enough. I was so mad about their sudden unexpected relationship that I didn't care when it was ended, but somehow their cheesy little dialogue made me feel good about this ep. Good for them, I guess.
Gaga getting the last word in, haha, good for her too.
also, last episode johns arc ended with him demanding to see his family, which was kidnapped by the countess.
i'd still like to see how a and hurt gaga could kidnap a woman and 2 kids.
this finale showed a flashforward done wrong. madness ends was a flashforward done right.
That's not what happened, though. March/Sally somehow kidnapped the family and made John finish the Ten Commandment killings (The Countess) to see them again. How they kidnapped them, idk.
In my opinion, Sally and the Countess had the best storylines of the Hotel. Gaga and Sarah played their characters perfectly. Ramona's lines seemed to come across as tired and annoying, partially because her backstory with her father was ****.
That's not what happened, though. March/Sally somehow kidnapped the family and made John finish the Ten Commandment killings (The Countess) to see them again. How they kidnapped them, idk.
it is, though.
sally gave the countess blod so she gets fit again so she can do a favor for her, bring john back to the hotel.
Coven turned into a hot ****ing mess after Hank shot up Marie's hair parlor. It had a lot of squandered potential. At least Hotel resolved everything cleanly and fulfilled most of its potential.
the FACT that i had ALL kind of emotions through battle royale while i was just like ''...so?'' this whole time. i did show some emotion, in form as a cackle, whenever billie did some funny movements when she was being filmed, though. QUEEN
