Gaga's speech was
so fake.
Gaga's fakeness really makes you appreciate Katy Perry's fakeness. There's a technique to being
fake and Gaga does not have it. She's just a JOKE. A talentless joke that no one cares about anymore.
Gaga, I want you to grab the bottle of pills, open the bottle, stare inside the bottle for a dramatic twenty seconds, and then pour all the pills down the toilet and flush it. Walk over to the mirror, and then BASH your head into your reflection, shattering the mirror into shards. GRAB one of the shards and JAM it into your neck. Keep going until you CHOKE on your own blood. Fall onto the bathroom floor and stare at your paid-for Golden Globe.
P.S. Congratulations, though. You deserve it. DEATH. Not the Golden Globe. KILL yourself.
...Vin
the fact that you really think that GGs are as legit as Grammys 
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. 