Okay so Britney sold 25 million albums with her debut in 1999 and no ones fave but Adele is doing it! Happy?
Is her legacy less of a JOKE? NO.
Can she sell today? NO
Does she have any discernible talent? NO.
Will she ever headline the Superbowl? NO.
Will she ever get out of her LIFETIME conservatorship? NO.
Do people care about her catalog hits? Youtube/Spotify/iTunes say NO.
Can she leave Vegas and tour successfully? NO.
Can she even tour Vegas successfully? NO.
Is she beautiful? NO.
Did she age well? NO.
Have any of her relationships worked out? NO.
