[Lipton]

In my last marketing class there was a Lana stan.

He came in one day with a shirt that had her face covering all of it, pale blue.

I had worn Madonna the week before so I just side-eyed him

[ezra]

Originally posted by rihannafan

The little monsters not knowing how romanticism works. Stay in school please.

I am literally HOWLING

*ginsberg reference*

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by ezra

At least Gaga's lyricism is supposed to be ridiculous, dumb and odd at times. She sings electronic dance music and glam rock.

This is the katy stan excuse.

[Lipton]

It has a drug metaphor = TEW deep

[Evolution]

Lana Del Tumblr SUCKS in every possible way.

She isn't a good songwriter. Her themes and lyrics are always the same.

[Kworb]

Lana's melodies >

The words don't even matter that much.

[ezra]

You think you're Hunter S. Thompson

there's the name drop
did she name some "romantic" location as well

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by ezra

I am literally HOWLING *

howl
haʊl/Submit
noun
1.
a long, doleful cry uttered by an animal such as a dog or wolf.

why do I believe you?

[Lipton]

Originally posted by rihannafan

High up in the Hollywood Hills taking violet pills
Writing all of my songs about my cheap thrills
You're a hard man to love and I'm
A hard woman to keep track of
You like to rage, don't do that
You want your way, you make me so mad
Got your gun, I've got my dad

Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?

High up in the Hollywood Hills crushing violet pills
You've been trying to write a novel about your cheap thrills
You think you're Hunter S. Thompson
I think you're ****ing crazy as the day's long
Man to man, heart to heart
I love you but you drive me so far
Wish you well on that star

Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?

Witch Hazel, Witch Hazel
Betrayal, betrayal
One gun on the table
Headshot if you're able

Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?

ok now go open Genius.com to count how many references flew over your heads...

Btw HBTB is lyrically the best song of 2015

Talks about drugs.

Yep. Deep song.

[rihannafan]

Originally posted by Nicole

It's so much fun but I don't like how everyone in that family is so sexually confused. I mean their cool ugly daughter (the one who was in Sleepless in Seattle as a child actress) started off sleeping with black men, then moved on to transexuals, and is now with women (and having a old lady fetish).

yeah, that bothers me too (She's also in GIRLS btw). It's so easy to watch though lol

[Lucas32]

No Doubt's Push and shove(song) is amazing

[Halien4Life]

Originally posted by Kworb

Lana's melodies >

The words don't even matter that much.

HoneYAWN has no melodies

[ezra]

Originally posted by Delilah.

"but she sings about being sad1111!11! NOT allowed!"

you must sing about being a fierce and sassy QUEEN to be respected

Dope, You & I, Speechless, Bloody Mary, etc. are sorrowful/sentimental and all better written than any Lana Del Fad song.

[youkneekorn]

Originally posted by Goaty

"Your faves" -- why are you excluding Britney from this?

Godney has two diamond albums. She can get away with murdering Lad Fad in my book.

[Delilah.]

maybe lana should write about rain and mythical fantasy lands on her next album

and then she can put those lyrics over the same dungeon chanting instrumentals

[Kworb]

Originally posted by Halien4Life

HoneYAWN has no melodies

They are more subtle, it takes a few plays before they grab you.

That's how you know they are timeless and will never get old. It's also a good way to repel the pop crowd.

[Badger]

Originally posted by Lipton

In my last marketing class there was a Lana stan.

He came in one day with a shirt that had her face covering all of it, pale blue.

I had worn Madonna the week before so I just side-eyed him

Psychological warfare. Outdo him.

[ezra]

a non-miserable Lana song with a nice groove = Del Fad fans hate it

*obligatory name-drop and location included but still*

[Lipton]

Originally posted by Delilah.

maybe lana should write about rain and mythical fantasy lands on her next album

and then she can put those lyrics over the same dungeon chanting instrumentals

I don't care about MC. Lana stans do and Enya won.

And outsold that thing.
Maybe she should

[Nippy'sReceipts]

Originally posted by Kworb

Lana's melodies >

The words don't even matter that much.

I think the opposite. Her melodies are the weakest part of her music imo. Half her music sounds like spoken word poetry or like she is reading a ransom note tbh Her production is the best part. Her album instrumentals sh*t.