[ezra]

Originally posted by Instant

Poker Face
Dec 2015 7,449,257

Poor Britney

[ezra]

Originally posted by dwuw

Most Streamed Female Artists of 2015 on Spotify (Globally)
18. Lady Gaga
19. Britney Spears

But what abou tthat little monthly listeners receipt that the army has been spamming

[HEIDI]

Brinty shaved her head, did meth, abused her kids horribly, but all of that pales in comparison to Pangelina's terrifying past of engaging in disturbing sexual bloodplay & incestuous relationships.

[Stark]

I can't take it
From the day I saw my heart start breaking
No one saved me
I can't take it, can't believe I really lost you, baby
Earth keeps shaking
All around
Oh, you let me down
And I can't take it
From the day I saw my heart start breaking
No one saved me

This is so good. Charli XCX ha power

[Jennifer]

Kim K punching again with her kimoji app...when will she ever stop slaying?

Ugh. Queen.

[HEIDI]

& don't forget Pangelina's habit of kidnapping poverty stricken children.

[SupahBass05]

Fighting over 18th place yikes

[Lipton]

Originally posted by Ecstasy

That was not a Katy reject. It was supposed to be a sexual song by Lola Blanc for her debut album and then it was rewritten when Britney decided to do the Smurfs movie song. Tho it is telling that people consider a song that is in no way associated with Katy as a Katy reject just because it was for a kids movie for 10 and under.

How did the Smurfs do, anyway? It had Brinty and Katy associated with it, so I assume it was a smash hat.

[conatus]

Ryn's album was good, though.

I still haven't listened to Alessia's though. I hear Here on the radio here all the time now though!

[G.U.Y. Gaga]

Taylor may be evil but Fearless is soo good

[Jennifer]

Britney > Gaga > Katy >>>> Taylor for me

Taylor is the worst. I'll never understand how she's been able to have so much more success than the other girls despite singing the same music.

[HEIDI]

Jennifer LawRentedCareer looks kinda ok here (but you can still tell that she's annoying and faux).

[Ecstasy]

Originally posted by Lipton

How did the Smurfs do, anyway? It had Brinty and Katy associated with it, so I assume it was a smash hat.

It was a bigger hit in the box office than any of Enyas tours.

[Shinning]

Originally posted by Roman Holiday

Russel Wilson is so hot. That ass.

I never thought I'd rather be Ciara than Rihanna, but seeing as their careers are in the same place at this point, at least Ciara has a sexy, rich ball player while Rih is smashing gutter trash that makes Meek Mill look slightly attractive.

The fact that the Navy lost ALL their ammo in 2015 They can't even make fun of Jay-Z's ugliness anymore cause at least he's rich and always looks clean and well-dressed, unlike that ashy bum Rihanna is with.

What a terrible year for them.

[RoarRiteNow1]

Originally posted by SupahBass05

Fighting over 18th place yikes

18th place in most-streamed females too The way Lady 95 always loses

[ezra]

19% stock losses for Glu after Katy Perry's megabomb. Mess. They were hyping it like it'd be the new Kim K game and rake in millions

[conatus]

Originally posted by G.U.Y. Gaga

Taylor may be evil but Fearless is soo good

The way it's SO much better than 1989 >

[Jolie's Lips]

Brittany & Gaga were culturally impactful, global phenomenons during their peak. Katy never had true power so how is she an "amalgamation" of the two?

[Stark]

Originally posted by conatus

Ryn's album was good, though.

I still haven't listened to Alessia's though. I hear Here on the radio here all the time now though!

Most of the songs sound the same, though. And the title track is annoying af.

Well, Here is a hit. But I just checked kworb and it seems that it's a very local hit.

[conatus]

Originally posted by HEIDI

Jennifer LawRentedCareer looks kinda ok here (but you can still tell that she's annoying and faux).

Just imagining her saying it in that deep voice of hers is annoying.