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Originally posted by Kworb
It's cause everyone loves Adele. Even her haters are secretly charmed by her.
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here's my take on adele's slayage.
Everything you are stating is correct.
Add on the GP is tired of these "talented" female artists force feeding them yearly albums, wearing dumb costumes to cover their unattractive faces and ***** down there, talented artists still finding "artistic" ways to be ****ty and show skin, getting surgery to make their careers relevant, using gimmicks to surprise people like they are kids much like the shiny ball syndrome of little kids easily excited and craving something that appears based on the element of surprise and don't want watered down music that steals from those that did it better.
they want something (musically) and someone they can relate to and just gives them good music.
A dash of sass and personality only makes them want to forego paying their rent, buying their kids new clothes or donating to charity just so they can buy the album and get the produced experience and then go to her tour and get the live experience.
people are just tired of it and want something more tangible.
Enters Adele chuckling at these heifers pop their kitty kats and doing all types of tricks and stunts to go 2x platinum at best...
She just decides to go triple platinum AND THAT"S NOT WORLDWIDE triple platinum because DUH that doesn't exist Nicki and ishes on the game and has the nerve to look better than half of them with all those extra curves included.
adele set fiiiiiiiiiiiiiire to their faves.
