"Okay, y'all, I'm not one to gossip, so y'all didn't hear this from me. Let's be clear on that. But there's like ONE old member in here and I hear that heifer is consistently being dragged through ha own manure back to his hicktown crap-shack every time he feels it in him to fix his sea hag fingers to type some poorly composed sentence, shading a very prominent diva and her stunning, loyal stans. Snorting coke and Vitamin B-12 like decongestants everyday hasn't helped his mental state too much and he can't see that he fights a losing battle every time. But I'm praying fuh ha, y'all. I hear God works in mysterious ways so I'm hoping Scooby and the Gang can solve this one for us."
"Okay, y'all, I'm not one to gossip, so y'all didn't hear this from me. Let's be clear on that. But there's like ONE old member in here and I hear that heifer is consistently being dragged through ha own manure back to his hicktown crap-shack every time he feels it in him to fix his sea hag fingers to type some poorly composed sentence, shading a very prominent diva and her stunning, loyal stans. Snorting coke and Vitamin B-12 like decongestants everyday hasn't helped his mental state too much and he can't see that he fights a losing battle every time. But I'm praying fuh ha, y'all. I hear God works in mysterious ways so I'm hoping Scooby and the Gang can solve this one for us."